Uncle Jacobs Bottle Bomb

Discussion in 'Pacific' started by hiphopj5, Jul 8, 2013.

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  1. hiphopj5

    hiphopj5 Initiate (0) Jan 29, 2010 Colorado

    So I went home during my lunch hour today to find dark spots on the carpet in the basement. At first I wondered what did my kids spill down here now. I look up to see dark liquid splattered all over the closet door. Hmmmm, that's not good. What is going on here?!?! Then I see a large dark spot all around the bottom of a six pack holder on the carpet holding bottles of Uncle Jacobs. Looking closer I see one of the bottles has a gaping hole in the side about 3 inches in diameter. The side of the bottle just blew out launching dark stout all over my basement. Needless to say I spent the rest of my lunch hour cleaning it up. I'm hoping this is an isolated incident but I put the rest of the bottles in the fridge for now. I didn't think that Uncle Jacobs was bottle conditioned but I could be wrong.

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  2. Domingo

    Domingo Grand Pooh-Bah (4,252) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado
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    Yipes...now I'm paranoid.
     
  3. Mebuzzard

    Mebuzzard Grand Pooh-Bah (4,290) May 19, 2005 Colorado
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    check for sniper holes in the window
     
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  4. nolimitnsb

    nolimitnsb Initiate (0) Nov 26, 2012 Illinois

    That sucks. I've got some in my car right now...you're making me nervous. I bet this is an isolated event though...at least I really hope.
     
  5. ssteigerwald

    ssteigerwald Initiate (0) Mar 4, 2010 Colorado
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  6. cptnspeed1

    cptnspeed1 Initiate (0) May 20, 2010 Wisconsin

    Uncle Jacob always was a bit of a prankster.
     
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  7. wyoming

    wyoming Initiate (0) Sep 4, 2007 Wyoming

    batch 2 is so good fresh that the fridge was the only option ..
     
  8. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,348) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    I'm blaming woody, he looks like a careless drunk.
     
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  9. poonamibaxter

    poonamibaxter Pundit (836) Jun 26, 2007 Colorado
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    You should be worried that it was 95 here today, that beer may be boiling.
     
  10. nolimitnsb

    nolimitnsb Initiate (0) Nov 26, 2012 Illinois

    It made it ok. I passed it off to its rightful owner this afternoon. I was nervous after seeing this thread though.
     
  11. rekrappy

    rekrappy Initiate (0) Feb 2, 2006 Colorado

    Curious. Hiphopj5, do you live in the area? If so, are you able to stop by so we can give you a replacement?

    It looks like a bottle fault to me, though it's difficult to be sure just from a picture. Uncle Jacob's is not bottle conditioned, and we do a *lot* of lab tests on it. Over the months that UJ is in the barrels, our lab is taking samples of it and actively trying to get anything to ferment in it. Saccharomyces strains, Brettanomyces strains, our house pedio, etc. And we've been unable to get anything to grow/ferment/live in UJ or Rumpkin.

    So at this point I'm assuming that it's a random bottle fault, which can happen every so often. But if anyone else encounters this sort of thing, please let us know...

    Hiphopj5, feel free to email me at [email protected] and we'll try to make it up to you.

    Rock on...
     
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  12. crusian

    crusian Pooh-Bah (1,989) May 14, 2010 Oregon
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    Agree, with the breakage lines, looks like bottle fault. I have had blowouts similar, on the bottom, but the side like that is just weird.
     
  13. coreymcafee

    coreymcafee Zealot (683) May 30, 2006 Colorado

    Best quotation of 2013.
     
  14. SalukiAlum

    SalukiAlum Initiate (0) Dec 19, 2010 Colorado

    Yet we continue to consume it with ruthless abandon!
     
  15. FarmerTed

    FarmerTed Pundit (928) May 31, 2011 Colorado


    Lol, they should sell it to the army.
     
  16. alexipa

    alexipa Initiate (0) Oct 7, 2011 Colorado

    I volunteer to attempt to live in Rumpkin.
     
  17. FishPondManager

    FishPondManager Initiate (0) Feb 28, 2012 Colorado

    Winning
     
  18. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,348) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    Dibbs on UJ! :slight_smile:
     
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