Inappropriate beers you've pounded?

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  1. hellhammermario

    hellhammermario Initiate (0) Jun 18, 2012 North Carolina

    Warning: This thread is not to be taken too seriously. Those that can't take a step back and laugh about it, stop reading.

    I remember watching a video some time ago of some poor fool chugging a bottle of DFH 120 Minute in just a matter of seconds. My one experience was being rushed out of my apartment on New Year's Eve so we could catch our taxi to make it downtown at a reasonable time. I was about halfway done with my BCBS (I still had a good amount of bottles left, don't worry), and I was pretty much forced to down my beer as quickly as possible, which entailed some hilarious results.

    For shits and giggles, what's the most inappropriate beer you've put away too fast?
     
    #1 hellhammermario, Jul 11, 2013
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  2. loafinaround

    loafinaround Initiate (0) Jul 16, 2011 New York

    world wide stout.

    I can't emphasize enough how bad of an idea that was.
     
    #2 loafinaround, Jul 11, 2013
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  3. NardiByNature

    NardiByNature Initiate (0) Dec 2, 2011 Massachusetts

    Troegs Mad Elf repeatedly
     
    #3 NardiByNature, Jul 11, 2013
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  4. Danny1217

    Danny1217 Initiate (0) Jul 15, 2011 Florida

    I don't know about pounded, but back before I knew much about beer I drank a St. Bernardus 12 from the bottle.
     
    #4 Danny1217, Jul 11, 2013
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  5. shawnp

    shawnp Initiate (0) Jan 15, 2010 Minnesota

    I drank Darkness out of the bottle at Darkness Day 2011.....
     
    #5 shawnp, Jul 11, 2013
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  6. GA_SIPPER

    GA_SIPPER Initiate (0) Feb 24, 2013 Georgia

    Palo Santo Marron. Ended up being a rough night.
     
    #6 GA_SIPPER, Jul 11, 2013
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  7. gcamparone

    gcamparone Pooh-Bah (2,131) Dec 6, 2011 Rhode Island
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    Many hopslams in a row
     
    #7 gcamparone, Jul 11, 2013
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  8. incapacitant

    incapacitant Initiate (0) Jan 15, 2011 New York

    Stone Enjoy By 9.21.12 on tap in a random bar in San Diego. SO wasn't feeling well and wanted to head back to the hotel. Gave me a "less than ten minutes" window. Had 2.
     
    #8 incapacitant, Jul 11, 2013
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  9. Dizbro21

    Dizbro21 Initiate (0) Dec 28, 2010 Connecticut

    shotgunned Resin a couple of times. I work in a restaurant, one bartender would wait behind a corner with a pen and BAM I would have no choice but to pound it. Still love that beer.
     
    #9 Dizbro21, Jul 11, 2013
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  10. Brewtull

    Brewtull Initiate (0) Apr 29, 2008 California

    Is there another way to drink?
     
    #10 Brewtull, Jul 11, 2013
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  11. FishPondManager

    FishPondManager Initiate (0) Feb 28, 2012 Colorado

    best thread title ever
     
    #11 FishPondManager, Jul 11, 2013
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  12. box_social

    box_social Zealot (539) Mar 6, 2013 Oregon

    crushed through the last 1/2oz of all my glasses in a complete abyss vertical.

    i also like to do small cannonballs with good sours and some similar tasting... stuff.
     
    #12 box_social, Jul 11, 2013
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  13. domnalbrecc

    domnalbrecc Zealot (574) Jan 31, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Didn't partake in it, but I watched some friends do vodka bombs in Golden Monkey. It was a very quick drunk for them.
     
    #13 domnalbrecc, Jul 11, 2013
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  14. SammyJaxxxx

    SammyJaxxxx Initiate (0) Feb 23, 2012 New Jersey

    Too many to remember
     
    #14 SammyJaxxxx, Jul 11, 2013
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  15. Bathos

    Bathos Initiate (0) Mar 30, 2008 Kentucky

    A sixer of Hairy Eyeball (plus some other stuff) after a particularly bad week at work. Bad week, bad following morning!
     
    #15 Bathos, Jul 11, 2013
  16. Dicers

    Dicers Grand Pooh-Bah (3,436) Sep 2, 2012 California
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Today actually with devil dancer realized I was late picking up my girlfriend from work. more than 75% full and down it goes
     
    #16 Dicers, Jul 11, 2013
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  17. sunkistxsudafed

    sunkistxsudafed Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2010 New Mexico

    avery maharaja
     
    #17 sunkistxsudafed, Jul 11, 2013
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  18. KS1297

    KS1297 Initiate (0) Apr 14, 2013 Wisconsin

    Is it inappropriate to pound underage beers?
     
    #18 KS1297, Jul 11, 2013
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  19. jRocco2021

    jRocco2021 Savant (1,083) Mar 13, 2010 Wisconsin

    I've never attempted it but I've seen a couple people shot gun a can of Ten Fidy.
     
    #19 jRocco2021, Jul 11, 2013
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  20. itracy63

    itracy63 Savant (1,187) Apr 20, 2013 Washington

    Damn it! Beat me to the Ten FIDY.
     
    #20 itracy63, Jul 11, 2013
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