TLNBIFF Hints and Hauls

I bet I'm getting some beer today.

 

This weekend I'm gonna need to put some serious time into figuring out my senders. I had some ideas but most of them have fallen through. All I know is that one of them is from the northern part of the east coast. I thought pimpinmidget may have been the other because I had some Duck-Rabbit in my wants... but now I'm not so sure.

 

Fedex just called and asked how to get to my house. A team of 6 drivers is coming later today.

 

Even though the boxes are cardboard, both of my targets will be getting splinters.

 

Get ready Target 2... About 32# is going to drop on your porch.

 

Rut Row!!! The box has hit the city of Brotherly Love!


Our records indicate that the following shipment has been delivered:

Ship (P/U) date:
Jul 8, 2013
Delivery date:
Jul 12, 2013 2:11 PM
Sign for by:
Signature Not Req
Service type:
FedEx Ground
Packaging type:
Package
Number of pieces:
1
Weight:
20.00 lb.


Tracking number:
400827315000800
The 20 pounds was a poor underestimation on my part .

 

The bad news--it's not me
The good news--it's not me; I need a weekend to take care of some of what landed yesterday. Beer cellar expansion isn't in the plans or the budget. I believe this one landed on one of my partners porches.

 

Well maybe you can go over and he will share some of the pending stuff to be posted that will make others jealous .

 

Great idea--I don't know exactly where he lives, but Philly isn't that big. I'll just drive around until I see the porch crater.

 

That will be a tell tale sign right there, also, the crippled FedEx truck outside the house awaiting a tow truck!

 

I can tell you Zeke, Busker, and benzo are not my target but they all three are having boxes sent out tmrw. Thanks for the trades guys and I hope you enjoy the boxes.

 

No worries. Glad u enjoyed.

 

Looking forward to try these bottles. Thanks!

 

Well, Shit.​

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While anxiously checking the tracking info to see if my boxes were delivered yet, I saw this. I immediately assumed either
a) My packing job was unsatisfactory and a bottle busted while it was in-transit.
or
b) Some thirsty ass-hat at UPS helped himself to some of my target's delicious beers.

But no...

Not with *my* luck...



I couldn't help but laugh.

So, now, unfortunately one of my targets probably won't be getting a big ol' box of beer today.
If there's no update by Monday I'll give UPS a buzz and see what's up. Hopefully it's not a total loss, but I'm fearing the worst.

If I need to put another box together, I might miss the July 26th mark by a little.
But if that's the case; Whales. I promise.

 

My two boxes are away, 25 and 26 pounds each.

Hint #1 / Target #1: Coming at you from the east.
Hint #1 / Target #2: Your wants are in my pants basement!

Hint #2: Lots of NE distro in your wants, brothers, which made this a little too easy. I've got some "Mike's Choice" in there as well.
Hint #3: Both targets have either posted or given thumbs up in every single page of this thread so far.

Hint #4 / Target #1 (landing July 16): Nine (9) MLB stadiums are within a 7ish hour drive from your home.
Hint #4 / Target #2 (landing July 19): There's a song about your city. It's the only tune I know with a one-word chorus.

 

At Kuhnhenn as we speak. They're out of TRIPA in bottles but Dark Heathen is still on. & Some wine, of course!

 

BOOM. Delivered.

 

Damn

 

Haha, yeah you got me good. Luckily I was home to save my porch from destruction Pics coming soon.