TLNBIFF Hints and Hauls

Hints #7a & 7b: (These will be my final hints.) One of my targets is...aw hell, it's drbenzo. The other target should expect to have his/her porch DP'ed on Thursday. Yay for teamwork!

 

Sooooooo to piggyback on the teamwork theme, my second target's box has been packed for over a week, but I am awaiting my partner to get his final brewery visit tomorrow. Depending upon the tap list there, he may not come home . With that being said, there should be two boxes headed out of the whale's vagina on Thursday/Friday headed to the same place for some poor FedEx person to deal with. May have to make a special stop with just the BIFFFFFF boxes headed out east, then go back to the hub for the other non-important boxes. The target lives in a state without a pro sports team. You can take a gamble of which state may be receiving some liver failure material in the near future.

 

Hint: When I put in target 1's tracking number(s) at UPS, this is what I get:

7/17/2013 3:26:00 AM OUT FOR DELIVERY E. SYRACUSE, NY US

Not sure what that could possible mean.

Just for S&Gs, this is what target 2's tracking number shows:

7/16/2013 3:04:00 PM DEPARTURE SCAN HODGKINS, IL US

Since that was almost 24hrs ago, though, I'm assuming it is somewhere else in the world by now.

 

IMMA GET SOME BEER TODAY! weeehooo!

 

Target 1 box is packed. And will be going east to a state that begins with a letter that comes later in the alphabet than my state.
Target 2 box will be packed later today and will be going west to a state that has 2 universities that are in the same conference as my alma mater.

Both boxes have wax and brewery only releases.

Dropping both off for delivery today or tomorrow at the latest.

 

Big 10?

 

Correct

 

So you're telling me there's a chance.

 

You can bet your Gopher GOLD on it!

 

now that i have an evening off, first one in about a week, i am going to be packing up some boxes tonight, seeing what the situation looks like, and possibly going to buy a few more locals to round out my boxes before sealing them up. then i can hopefully ship end of this week or monday. i still have no idea who my senders are, i had a few ideas, they ended up not panning out, but thats ok, id rather see my porch get a surprise destruction, i dont like the way its been looking at me lately

 

Someone in the great State of MO has beer.

 

In case all my hints weren't enough, Target 1:



EDIT: UPS tells me it's delivered. Bottoms up!

 

Target 1: Your box is shipped and Fedex tells me 1 business day so possibly tomorrow. Your state begins with a Vowel. I don't have many of your wants so I tried as best I could to send you quality local stuff, brewery only stuff, and ipa stuff that seem to dominate your wants.

Target 2: Your box was also shipped heading east. If you had any Braaaiins, you'd know what state I'm sending this too. Also, not too many wants listed for my area so I had to improvise a little.

Not necessarily porch destroying boxes (I blew my porch destroying load in the first BIF) but I think you'll both be happy.

 

Just in case any of you love this commercial as much as I do, here is a snipet for your phone for an alert of some sort. It is free and works, I have it for my text message alerts. Go get some!

http://www.myxer.com/ringtone/id/23383423/GEICO/Hump-Day/

 

So is target 2's box going east or west?

 

Damnit, got my targets crossed. Sigh...

 

Apparently there are a couple boxes on a porch in NY. Looks like a few are landing today. I'm off to throw small children throw the air (I coach gymnastics), but I expect pictures when I return!

 

I'll try this again, Target 1 going west, target 2 going east.