$20 Beer Shopping Spree

I'd buy 1/2 bottle of Chocolate Rain.

 

A bottle of Lunch.

Do What's Right.

 

Here's how I would do it (at my local, of course):

Tilquin Oude Gueuze 375ml $8.99
Moa Pinot Noir Barrel Imperial Stout 375ml $4.49
DFH Festina Peche 12oz $1.79
NEBCo Sea Hag 12oz can $1.99

Remainder spent on tax/deposit. Might even get change back.

 

I would take the train to Cambridge brewing company, drink two jack straws, go home, and save my last $2 until I retire.

 

$20 shopping spree I'd go for a Cascade or an Allagash Interlude, the second shopping spree would start soon after tho, might even be a third shopping spree.

 

I could head down to Bell's and drink two Wild Ones and a Two Hearted or just pick up a couple sixers of Two Hearted.

 

In all seriousness; a six pack of Two-Hearted and a Rodenbach Grand Cru would do me just fine.

 

6 pack of Anti-Hero IPA ($10) & 4 Pack Daisy Cutter ( $9) - would need some extra coin to cover tax

 

If I spend less than $40 on a beer run, it's a good day. But on a serious note, for $20 I'd go with :

Bomber of Double Bastard ($8), 2 Heady Toppers ($7), Bomber of Sam Adams Double Bock ($5).

 

I'd grab a bottle of Jack's Abby - 2nd Anniversary Lager ($4.50), a Speedway Stout or Yeti ($12), and a local bomber from the likes of Big Elm, Barrington Brewery, BBC, etc.

 

I am going with slightly more than half a bottle of Bruery Bois.

 

Spree? I consider it a success if I can walk out of the beer store with no more than double that amount.

 

2 four packs of New Glarus Wild Sour Ale

 

I'd use it to buy a Ginsu knife on TV.

I'd then use it to shank someone rich for their wallet.

I'd then use their ill gotten CC to buy $2000 worth of Cantiloons on one of those overseas sites.

I'd then get really drunk and heartburned when I drank the Cantiloons without sharing.

Is that what you'd call getting creative?

 

buy out 3-4 pliney the elders and piss people off at the local liquor.

 

I'd snag a 6pk of CCB Tocobaga for $12 and a $8 32oz Growler fill of fresh Invasion Pale Ale at the brewery. Done!

 

wait, has anyone made the "$20 is not a spree" joke yet?????

i feel like it's hanging there just waiting to be picked. LOFL, amirite gyyz?

 

Parabola + Hope stoopid. would be close with tax.

3 Happy hour pints of RuinTen & Pliny at Boneyard

 

Stone Espresso IRS ($6), RuinTen ($6.49), and a Cuvee Jacobins de Rouge ($6.49)

 

Yo could get 2 sixers of citra dog