TLNBIFF Hints and Hauls

I forgot to put notes in my boxes too but two people that are 80miles apart should get boxes from me tomorrow.

Fun Facts about the state they live in-
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
Cross-dressing is illegal.
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.( WTF went on before this law took place)
It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.(Haha)

 

also worth noting, UPS shows box #1 currently out for delivery!

 

Oh snap. Sounds like some boxes are headed to the dirty Jerz.

 

None of them have ever been in my kitchen?

 

i hadnt verified that yet, so i didnt feel comfortable publishing it, but now that we have first hand knowledge, i will add that to the now growing list of hints for my targets

 

Some pretty bitchin' parties, I'd imagine!

 

It's not due to lack of invites.
In fact, I have a very nice letter from a representative of Julia Roberts'. There is a lot of legalese, but basically they are asking me to please stop contacting her. I am certain that this some kind of mistake. I have sent multiple requests to Julia for clarification. The only response so far had phrases like cease and desist and restraining order. I'm not sure what they're trying to say.

 

30lb Box landing in a city full of waterfalls today.

 

Just make some Fried Chicken and Arnold will right over.

 

I would also suggest supplanting all of your milk with beer.

 

sounds like IPAkindaguy or I may have beer tomorrow

Matt Damon- Good Will Hunting
Matthew Broderick- Glory
Julia Roberts- Mona Lisa Smile

 

I think I may have figured out who my second sender is, but not because of clues from them, but but process of elimination of all my other options. Of course, that assumes a handful of senders that have largely overlapping distro with myself are not my senders. We shall see, we shall see.

 

i just went looking for some of these as well and found the following about my current city and state

St. Louis, MO

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

there goes my after work plans....

 

My first thought too. .. good ole cliff

 

my neighbor just texted me stating that we are keeping FedEx in business today.
what the hell did you guys send?????

 

Now I feel I need to leave work early. ..I feel a cold coming on

 

you think? what about Rounders, the producers, and Conspiracy theory?

 

I was being optimistic and didn't really research any movies outside of Massachusetts