SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Hnnnnnnnnggggggg!

 

Hint 2: this IS in my targets want list...and it will be in their box!

 

If that zoo has 17 oxen, it's definitely you, because I found the word "ox" 17 times.

 

It's one of my wants now

 

Am I the only person that wasn't particularly wowed/enamored by/with this beer? I think I missed something.

Hint #1: I can only hit 2 of my targets listed wants, but I'm prepared to go hyper local and fuck some shit up for the rest of the box(es).

 

Hint #2 - One of my targets wants is local to me AND was released today! Unfortunately I'm not at home to pick one up. One will be included in the box somehow.

Four other wants are in my possession, and I think I can pick up four more.

 

Damn it, I'd kill for a MZ

 

You might have to, hell I might have to. Looks like the brewery sold out already today!

http://beeradvocate.com/community/threads/whats-available-at-ccb-right-now.106271/#post-1569755

 

Wow.....damn

 

To richardflyr's sender he loves BA barley wines. Like super loves them. So if you wanna send that to him I am sure it will come much appreciated.

To my sender: same as above. I like them too but hold on to most all barley wines until that guy can help me drink them.

Hint to my target: it would cost an arm and a leg to drive out to deliver my box to you, but would pass thru a ton of breweries and bottle shops along the way.

 

What the heck did I get myself into? :O

Hint #1: Shipping east, yo.
Hint #2: My target lives near where my favorite sports team plays. No extra pressure on me to perform...

 

Hint #2: One of the major sports teams in my target's market signed a huge contract to a player from my hometown. The player has both under-performed and been injured since signing the contract.
p.s. I am a noob and only have one of my target's wants. I was, however, able to compensate with a great many locals of his favorite style. And since I couldn't get a lot of his wants, he should be advised to have a buddy available to help pick his box up off the porch.

 

Hint 2: I went through the cellar last night after studying my targets wants/hads/distribution. I have already set aside close to 200 oz in his/her favorite styles. I also have a piece glassware from a small local brewery. I was only able to hit one want, but plan to hit a couple of bottle shops over the weekend to help rectify this situation. I'm hoping to hit another 2-3 wants. Remember to lift with your knees

 

Hint #1 - Shipping west!
Hint #2 - My target has less posts and less likes than I do.
Hint #3 - My target lives in a city with a larger square mileage than my city.

I'm planning on shipping on the first day of the shipping period (August 12th) to make sure that any growler(s) I may or may not include will be fresh. My target better like beer, because I'm shipping whatever the f**k I want.

 

I'm going to guess that you're from the Raleigh area.

 

Hint 1: My target lives in a state bordering my own.
Hint 2: My target shares a first name with one of the owners of a brewery that opened near me within the past year.

 

Hint 1: I am shipping South.
Hint 2: I am shipping West.​

 

Hint #1: This New England box will be harming a porch to the West
Hint #2: My target has been on BA longer than me
Hint #3: My target has more BA posts than me

 

To my sender: if you can swing it, all I want for BIFmas is a 4-pack of Heady Topper. Any other of my wants/your locals are just icing on the cake.

 

Hint #1: my box is going West & South
Hint #2: My target is to the west and south of Wolverine country
Hint #3: mines posted as well
Hint #4: This person has been a member longer than I (not to hard)

to my sender: Hi

p.s. If my sender reads this - can you reach out to someone here and have them ask me my work address - wouldnt mind it being sent there so its not baking on my porch.