A thought experiment: Beermageddon

Sorry, I'm trying to make a final choice from among the bunnies.

 

I think I'd grab ones that were good to drink but also bottle conditioned--somebody's gotta start brewing again when those blast doors open back up!

 

Younger is not bottled.

I would grab big beers that age well.

Enjoy

 

1Pliny
1 HT
1 Sculpin
1 Jai Lai
1 FW Parabola
1 DGH 90 Min
1 Ten Fidy
1 Gumball Head
1 NG Belgian Cherry Red
1 KBS

 

I am not invited to the playboy mansion. Got too much moxy for that. But my beers are:

1. Elysian Space Dust
2. Orval
3. Sixpoint Sehr Crisp Pilsener
4. Firestone Walker Double Jack
5. Great Lakes Alchemy Hour
6.Horseheads pale expedition ale
7. Great Divide Yeti Imperial Stout
8. Unibroue Trois Pisotles
9.Dogfish head Palo santo marron
10.Chimay Cinq Cents
11.Wiehenstephaner Hefe Weissbeir
12 Evil twin Hop flood

 

Fun question, I'm guessing we can imagine any beer being in a 330 mL can, as almost no USA beers come in a 330 mL can and HT, PTE, PTY sure don't.
One each of different beers, ordered how I'd drink them.
1 Austin Beerworks HM Half IPA
1 PtY
1 HT
1 Crooked Stave Vielle
1 PtE
1 Westy Bruin 8
1 Cascade Sang Noir
1 King Henry
1 Jester King RU-55
1 Parabola 2013. Age that for at least a year.
1 Westy 12
And 1 Utopias, which the new civilization would be named after. Sip on this for days, later on in the nuclear winter.
I guess I'm kind of boring, I've had them all except for PtY, King Henry, and Utopias.

 

True. But that's where you choose to stand your ground on the lack of realism in his fantasy?

Well, neckbeards gonna neckbeard.

 

He did say brewed, not necessarily bottled.

I would take 6 Cantillon Fou Foune, 2 Kane Overhead, 2 Black Note, 2 Thomas Hardys Old Ales.

 

This should be good.

1- Austin Beer Works Heavy Machinery Double IPA
3- Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro
1- DogFish Head 90 Minute
1- DogFish Head 60 Minute
1- DogFish Head 120 Minute
2- Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout
1- Breckenridge Vanilla Porter
1- Jester King Salt Lick Saison
1- Stone Espresso IRS

 

obviously you are Texan as well with your selections haha
Cheers!

 

What a gene pool from which to start! Think of the resultant race of scientists, doctors, philosophers—wait...


Anyway, I would snag:
1. Parabola
2. Westy XII
3. Darkness
4. Maharaja
5. Fou Foune
6. Trois Pistoles
7. Juicy
8. Cable Car
9. Abrasive
10. Auroch's Horn
11. NG Wild Sour
12. CW BBBW

 

If I was running from the playboy mansion with no idea how long it would be before I could return to society I would likely have my hands full of other things

 

Yeeeeaaaahhhhh, under this scenario, even though I love beer, I'm more worried about helping all of those luscious bunnies into the shelter as opposed to beer.

Under any other scenario, however:
2 Sam Adams Utopias
2 BCS
2 Augustiner Brau Maximators
2 Leffe Brune
2 Straffe Hendrick Quads
2 more BCSs

 

4 Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stouts?

 

12 x Armand'4 Lente

 

My cooler would likely be empty. If I'm looking at a wall with 12 packs of every beer ever brewed, I'd have a hard time finding the first needle in the needle stack. Then I'd get frustrated and forget that I had to get into the bunker before the doors closed. Then I'd probably grow an extra arm or something from the radiation.

 

Last twelve beers I'll ever have? Give me a dozen 120 Minute IPAs then... we need to make these count!

 

I have no idea how big 330 ML is so as many Black Tuesdays as I can get to fit in the cooler.

1. It's delicious
2. It ages well
3. Not bitter so the bunnies will enjoy it
4. It has a ton of booze so the bunnies will make bad decisions