A Portlander's Favorite Beer List

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  1. Beerme5

    Beerme5 Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2008 Oregon

    I revisited a blog post I did about a year ago, but I think the list still stands up fairly strong. I know, I know, it's very hop/IPA heavy, but still steady nonetheless. Anything you would add? I might add Trader Joe's Oatmeal Stout, Firestone Walker's Abacus, and Good Life's Descender IPA.

    Here is the copied blog post:

    My Favorite Beers, Honorable Mentions, and Most Hated Brews

    I have always enjoyed the myriad of beer options available in Portland, but until now have never really formalized a list of my absolute favorites. Below is that list, and I feel like it’s constantly changing. I think beer is a lot like music—everyone is entitled to their own opinion and likes what they like, but someone has to have better taste than others, right? Just kidding, but below are my favorite beers of all time, ranked from 10 down to the big dog.

    Curious to hear if you agree/completely disagree with the list I’ve come up with, and what are/aren’t your favorites as well.

    And without further ado..
    #10: Mac and Jacks African Amber: American Amber-
    When I think “best enjoyed at a sporting event or live concert type beer”, this is my go to. Super tasty malts and grain flavors make this beer stand out from all the other ambers I’ve tried, along with an incredibly delicious aftertaste.
    #9: Newcastle Brown: English Brown Ale-
    How did this beer make the list you ask? This was the first beer I ever REALLY liked. Again—I typically go for the smooth and sweeter beers, and this beer especially fits that profile. Easy to drink and found everywhere, and can be enjoyed in a summer or winter setting.
    #8: Widmer 2010 Brrrbon: Winter Warmer-
    Good thing this beer is super expensive and not readily available, or I’d drink it far too often. It’s basically candy beer with high alcohol content. It doesn’t even technically taste like a beer since the bourbon taste is so high, but I don’t consider that a bad thing. At all.
    #7: Russian River Pliny the Elder: Imperial IPA-
    One of the most famous and hardest to find IPAs, this beer has the biggest citrus profile I’ve ever found in an IPA, but it’s incredible at how well balanced it is with the hop profile mixed in. I can see why people would rank this the #1 beer in the world.
    #6: Deschutes The Abyss: American Imperial Stout-
    Probably the most complex and mysterious beer on the list. I’ve enjoyed this beer at the time of purchase, after a 6 month aging, and at 1 year. All of them tasted different, but were amazing for different reasons. My personal favorite was aging the beer for 6 months, as it was the perfect blend of sweet, sugarary chocolate and black licorice. It’s basically a beer milkshake of everything you’d want in a stout as far as consistency goes.
    #5: Troegs Nugget Nectar: American Amber/Red-
    Umm.. Had this beer for the first time a few weeks ago, and this beer alone makes me want to move to the East Coast. It’s unlike any beer you’ve ever had. It’s like if an IPA and Amber had a baby, then threw in some mysterious spices for good measure.
    #4: Oskar Blues Ten Fidy: Russian Imperial Stout-
    My favorite stout, by a mile. What makes it so unique is how thick it is. Pours as thick and as dark as motor oil, and lives up to its namesake by delivering 10.5% alcohol content. I’ve found it’s best enjoyed after aging for 6 months, as it releases intense chocolate, molasses, mocha, and brown sugar flavors.
    #3: Green Flash Imperial IPA: Imperial IPA-
    The ultimate IPA for hop heads. When I think hoppy beers, I think Green Flash Imperial. Basically Pine Needles in a bottle with 9% alcohol content. Sooooo good.
    #2: Lagunitas Maximus: Imperial IPA-
    This beer has quickly climbed my list of favorites, and rightfully so due to its refreshing flavor. It’s everything an Imperial IPA should be—hoppy, malty, right amount of carbonation and lacing, but what really puts this beer over the top is the citrus notes to balance the hops. Extremely easy to drink and smooth, and pairs with almost anything. Special beer, but easy to find!

    #1: Oskar Blues Gordon/G’Knight: Imperial Red-
    A buddy of mine introduced me to this beer in 2009, and I’ve never looked back. Have never found anyone that didn’t like it, regardless of what style you like. Best way to describe it: a perfectly balanced red IPA with an insane hop and malt profile that drinks smoother and creamier than any other beer on the planet. It’s also a heavy hitter at 8%.
    Honorable Mentions

    Victory Hop Wallop: Imperial/Double IPA-
    I’ve never had a bad beer by Victory, but this one is their best. Very well balanced IPA that is not too bitter, not too light.

    Laurelwood Workhorse IPA: American IPA-
    Best Oregon IPA, in my opinion. Great hops, but great malts make this beer extremely enjoyable. They use hops no one else does but recently ran out, thus they aren’t producing the beer at the moment. Hopefully it’ll be back soon!

    Elysian Night Owl Pumpkin Ale: Pumpkin Ale-
    Tried a few pumpkin beers in 2011, but this one took the, well, “pumpkin”. Tastes just like pumpkin pie. No joke.

    Anderson Valley Boont Amber Ale: American Amber-
    This amber narrowly missed the top 10. Give it a try and you’ll see why.
    Victory Storm King: Russian Imperial Stout-
    One of the better stouts I’ve had in the last year. Great variance of flavors, but more carbonated that I would like.

    Hale’s Cream Stout (on Nitro)- Imperial Stout-
    Creamy by definition, this beer doesn’t taste like a true stout, but that’s not a bad thing at all. Lots of banana, chocolate, but also minor bitterness make for a really interesting experience.

    Worst Beers Ever:

    Keystone Light: I can’t say it’s the worst as it has zero flavor, but that also means it can’t be the best. Thus, it’s the best/worst beer ever.

    Trader Joe’s Bavarian Style Hefeweizen: Really hard to stomach. Found it tasted better at room temperature, but this was way too sour/bitter for my taste.

    Gubna: The most over the top beer I’ve ever had. Tried it 3 times with friends, poured 75% down the drain each tasting. Way too much alcohol, hops, and metallic taste make it extremely unbalanced. Shame on you Oskar Blues.

    Steel Reserve: This beer is by far the worst that’s ever touched my taste buds. Don’t need to say much here—if you’re drinking this, it’s not for the flavor.
     
  2. suncrust

    suncrust Zealot (603) Apr 17, 2011 Washington

    Are you sure you live in Portland?
     
  3. Beerme5

    Beerme5 Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2008 Oregon

    ha, not sure what that's supposed to mean! :wink: Just one man's list my friend!
     
  4. Spaceloaf

    Spaceloaf Initiate (0) Nov 27, 2008 Oregon

    I'm not criticizing your taste, but for a list titled "A Portlander's Beer List" I find there is a surprising lack of Oregon beers. At a minimum, I would've expected your list to have Commons, Upright, Block 15, Hair of the Dog, Boneyard, etc.

    Seeing as you like IPA's I'm surprised that you don't have Block 15 Sticky Hands or Boneyard Hop Venom on the list.

    Personally, about 80% of the beer I buy is probably from OR, and it's not because I don't have other options, it's just because OR beer is awesome. There's a whole universe in your backyard...
     
  5. Beerme5

    Beerme5 Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2008 Oregon

    I'm not disagreeing with you, but didn't intend for the title to be misleading. I happen to live in Portland, and this is simply my list of favorite brews. I happen to live very close to John's Market Place in SW Portland, so 90% of the craft beer I purchase is from that store. I pride myself on enjoying beers from all over the country. I'm well aware of the incredible options we have here in our backyard. Maybe next I'll compile a list of my Oregon-specific brews. I still REALLY want to head out to Bend to try some of Crux's stuff. Heard it's legendary!
     
  6. Beerme5

    Beerme5 Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2008 Oregon

    Other beers that I might add to the list are a few from Founders and Bell's in Michigan as well. Great beer--wish we had it available in Portland!
     
  7. John_M

    John_M Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,849) Oct 25, 2003 Washington
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    Interesting list. My list would be different, but then of course our tastes are different.

    That being said, as someone who only recently moved back from the East Coast, I'm not sure how much I miss Bells or Founders stuff. Don't get me wrong, I like their beers just fine, but both breweries make very few beers that aren't comparable to anything available out here. Granted, IMHO, there really iisn't anything like CBS, KBS, hopslam, frangelic mountain or backwood bastard, and while I guess I'll miss drinking those beers, I won't miss having to deal with the "shitstorm" it usually takes to sample or obtain those beers. For example...

    Last time I was able to try CBS, it was at an anniversary party outside of Philly (Blue Dog tavern's annual "wealth of riches" event). For the privilege of buying 2 four ounce glasses of CBS for $6 a pop, I drove two and half hours (one way) and then waited in line for 45 minutes to get in the door. After my first CBS, I waited nearly a half hour to place my next order at the bar (it was three deep at the bar by then), and the keg blew almost immediately after I got my second CBS. As for bottles, I've seen them and have tried CBS out of the bottle, but I've never seen this beer on the shelf anywhere.

    KBS was a bit easier to obtain, as a number of places had it on tap during Philly beer week this past year. So after driving 4 and half hours from Morgantown, WV, at least I was able to find it at several places. Price tag was still a bit steep ($7 or $8 for an 8 ounce pour at one place, and $6 for a 5 ounce pour at the other place), but at least I got some. I had hoped to obtain a couple of 4 packs as well, but I was SOL on that one, and none of my trading partners were able to land any either.

    Hopslam was almost as difficult to obtain as KBS and CBS last year. I drove two hours from Morgantown to obtain a 6 pack in Ohio for $25 (including tax of course), and then enjoyed several pints (for what I felt was a very reasonable $6 a pop) at a local beer bar. Really should have bought several 6 packs in hind sight, as I was completely unable to find any hopslam in Pittsburgh (bottles or draft), and when I drove back to Marietta Ohio serveral weeks later, I was SOL on any HS there as well.

    I suppose things would be a lot easier for me if I lived in Michigan, but then I'd encounter similar problems there obtaining HOTD, Cascade and Deschutes reserve beers (just to name a few), and of course there would be no way for me obtain Boneyard or Upright stuff. Plus I'd be living in Michigan.

    Again, your list is your list, but I confess I always find it a bit odd when I hear someone out here lamenting their lack of access to all those great beers made by Bells and Founders. Given what I think it takes to obtain those beers, I don't miss them at all.
     
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  8. leedorham

    leedorham Initiate (0) Apr 27, 2006 Washington

    This seems like a good list for a casual craft fan sitting on the edge of the rabbit hole. Scoot forward a bit.
     
  9. suncrust

    suncrust Zealot (603) Apr 17, 2011 Washington

    Crux is regularly around Portland. The Mosaic Imperial IPA is on right now @ Belmont Station. Go try it.
     
  10. maltmaster420

    maltmaster420 Initiate (0) Aug 17, 2005 Oregon

    They also have several bottled beers available: DoubleCross Belgian Strong, Impasse Saison, Insider IPA, Off Leash Session Ale, and Outcast IPA. You might also still be able to find Tough Love BA Imperial Stout if you check some of the smaller beer shops or under the radar spots like Cheese Bar.
     
  11. Beerme5

    Beerme5 Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2008 Oregon

    I will note, I think it's funny that a lot of the comments are prefaced with "it's a decent list, but..." then basically ends with "your taste sucks" haha. It's all good--I can take it, but feel free to be more blunt with your opinions. I do it all the time with my friends. To each their own. Just because this list offers a lot of very common, popular beers doesn't make it a bad list IMO. I wouldn't call myself a craft beer expert, but I have studied it enough and brewed it enough to have been around the block quite a bit. This list doesn't include a lot of the obscure beers available in the craft beer scene, but what can I say--I like what I like, and I am admittedly quite biased to the selection they have available at John's Market as it's so close to my house. I wish I could get out more to try a few more beers on tap in the area (Crux, Boneyard, etc.) but with 2 kids under the age of 2, I'm usually relegated to the bottle at home! :wink:
     
  12. Beerme5

    Beerme5 Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2008 Oregon

    Oh nice! I've been on their website quite often, and didn't think they were bottling yet. Do you know where it's being distributed?

    ha! nice jab. but check out my comment above. Because our lists aren't going to be identical doesn't mean I don't appreciate good beer.
     
  13. Beerme5

    Beerme5 Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2008 Oregon


    My only experience are the beers I had when I was in Grand Rapids visiting a buddy, and he's been mailing me KBS and a few of the other reserve options. It was fun to finally try them.
     
  14. maltmaster420

    maltmaster420 Initiate (0) Aug 17, 2005 Oregon

    They're still self distributing, so I would assume it's limited to bottle shops at this point. I would also assume that John's has them. If for some reason they don't (and you find yourself on the east side), we have everything except the Tough Love at the station.
     
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  15. leedorham

    leedorham Initiate (0) Apr 27, 2006 Washington

    I wouldn't for a moment say you don't appreciate good beer. In fact, it looks like that's about exactly what you appreciate. Good for you. Nothing there is too shameful, although I'm unlikely to catch your #10 & #9 if you tossed them to me, I'd order and pay for any of the others. Some of the ones you list I would even consider in the handful of elite style examples.

    From glancing at your blog and just this list, it appears you are a fan of good beer and you have diverse interests. That second part is what many of us here lack. I think about beer and brewing beer every day, all day. More than sex, more than work, more than skiing (which I even think about in July), more than writing, more than music (in which I have a degree).

    No offense, but nobody with a mindset like me or many of the others on this forum could even begin to assemble a list. The next great beer is always out there waiting to scratch that itch.
     
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  16. Beerme5

    Beerme5 Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2008 Oregon

    haha, this is so, so good. and I know things can get lost in translation in a forum. #10 and #9 had to be there, as they were the first beers I really enjoyed before I really started digging in on craft brews. ANd look how far we've come! I'm part of a Brew Club now where we each have our own beer mugs with our names inscribed in them, and we brew a new beer each month. Those mugs are reserved specifically for that purpose, and sit on a shelf where a spotlight highlights each mug.

    The only reason I even mention that is because I have a deep appreciation for beer. It's not a beverage--it's a hobby. We're writing about it day in and day out for goodness sakes on a beer blog! I'm with you there--besides this list, I'm finding new and wonderful beers every month. And that list was from nearly a year ago. I could have a different list every month if I was being honest, but it was fun to reflect back on what my tastes were then, and I would still keep a lot of that list in tact.

    All of that to say, I'm stoked that fall is upon us, and I'm excited to start digging in on some of the wonderful seasonals Portland brewers have to offer. I probably have an unhealthy affinity to seasonal stouts and pumpkin beers :wink:
     
  17. Beerme5

    Beerme5 Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2008 Oregon

    great to know, thanks for the tip my friend!
     
  18. John_M

    John_M Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,849) Oct 25, 2003 Washington
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    Excellent news indeed! That's probably my favorite beer I've had from Crux so far, and other than at the brewpub during the Bend beerfest, I haven't seen it on tap in some time.
     
  19. John_M

    John_M Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,849) Oct 25, 2003 Washington
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    Founders and Bells make great stuff, and I'm sorry if I came off like I was giving you a hard time (didn't mean to), but your post had something of a "the grass is greener on the other side of the fence" flavor to it, which is why I posted my response.

    As a final light "hearted" comment, I would simply say this:

    Back in the 60's, we used to say that "Dope will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no dope." A similar corolary today would be: "RPM and Hop Venom will get you through times of no two hearted, better than two hearted will get you through times of no RPM or Hop Venom."

    Cheers!
     
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  20. distantmantra

    distantmantra Pooh-Bah (2,954) May 23, 2011 Washington
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    You might be able to find bottles of On the Fence and Porter, too. Not sure if those guys made it outside the brewery.

    I know that they've been doing some test bottles of Imperial Mosaic, so they might be working towards retail distribution.

    Had a mini-growler of it over the weekend, love that beer so much.
     
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