Ugliest beers

Heady is ugly too.

 

My avatar shows the first half of a Heady; beautiful stuff. I didn't pour out the other half, as the eldritch horrors within were not meant for mortal eyes.

 

You guys must have never seen a blueberry beer at a restaurant with the blueberries in it. Absolutely disgusting looking.

 

Abita's 18th Star Biere de Garde. Looks like someone pissed into a mud puddle. Doesn't taste much better.

 

Yeah those are pretty bad. I was at a bar with my girlfriend and her co-workers, and the bartender did this when I ordered a Wachusett Blueberry. Beer is pretty bad as is, but it was that or BMC stuff. They were frozen too. I fished them out with a spoon.

 

I actually like seeing the blueberries bob up and down like an alcoholic lava lamp. I just won't drink the vile stuff.

 

Unless these are wheat beers, surely they'd look OK if you pour carefully and leave the sediment in the bottle?

 

Hammerheart British Invasion is a cloudy brooding brew

 

New Belgium The Trip XV (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/192/89579). Had on tap at Elysian Fields in Seattle. It did not look good whatsoever, wish I had a picture. It was opaque and dark brown, almost purplish (could have been the lighting) and the tiniest little head that disappeared very quickly. Not a bad beer though, very interesting.

 

Sah'tea......

 

Heady was so ugly poured from the can. I also popped open a 2012 succaba earlier this week, it was some muddy looking heavenly tasting brew indeed. It reminded me of fishing for catfish.

 

Magic Hat Seance because I like saisons to be bright like the sun and this one was dark pukey brown.

 

The ugliest beer is any beer that tastes like crap.

 

I always found SA Blackberry Witbier to look disgusting, and I wasn't disappointed when I tasted it.

 

Coconut Curry Hefe was pretty gross looking. Tasted gross too so at they were consistent with that one.

 

Ugh.

 

Poured Autumn Maple from The Bruery and it was a cloudy mess with what I can only guess are beet seeds floating in it. Looked like some had backwashed my beer before I even had a sip. It was an okay tasting beer but nothing that I will be revisiting

 

Cuvee de Tomme was ugly and flat, but oh so tasty!

 

Monks blood after a year and a half.