Things that Beer Geeks say

"I dont drink anything under 100 IBUs"

 

sierra nevada doesn't add enough hops for my taste...

 

WHALZ BRAH!!!


..sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

That six-pack of Westy 12 was only $80.

 

It's better on tap than from the bottle, but it's way better from the cask.

I've got 5 bottles left to cellar.

 

Month old IPA? Swill

 

I hear this from beer geeks outside of Chicago all the time...

"Goose Island sucks now that InBev bought them. They sold out and don't brew anything good. 312 sucks"

While that last part is true......Goose Island is not the devil that everyone makes them out to be.

 

I prefer Beer Advocate -- a geek is a carnival performer who bites the heads off of live chickens.

 

Average bmc "what'd you spend all your money on?"

Beer geek "beer"

 

*when visiting a beer store*

"Do you have anything in the back/behind the counter?"

Dope

 

"Taste more like a gose then a geuze."

 

"This beer is drinking really well right now."

 

I say "I'm a beer geek because I would bite the head off a live chicken for a rare beer"
"It's so much better from the brewery"

 

I am coming to your country (not Belgium) - where can I find rare Cantillons?

 

"t-r-i-p-E-L not L-E"

 

"Haha! If you think Guinness is a 'thick' beer then you should try...."

 

Also, this was a funny find. I believe it's been posted before.

 

What's it's BA rating?

 

Don't drink that yet, I need to post a pic on the WBAYDN thread.

 

"you think that is good? you should try the barrel aged version!"