Things that Beer Geeks say

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  1. PumaSaysRawrr

    PumaSaysRawrr Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2013 Pennsylvania

    After looking at the beer book with 40 taps and they claim 500+ bottles "Yeah Nothing on here excites me." The sad part is I was serious!
     
    #141 PumaSaysRawrr, Oct 10, 2013
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  2. PumaSaysRawrr

    PumaSaysRawrr Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2013 Pennsylvania

    "Flux Capacitor at Torst."
     
    #142 PumaSaysRawrr, Oct 10, 2013
  3. thewrongtone

    thewrongtone Zealot (743) Oct 15, 2006 Arkansas

    Biscuity. Dank. Brettanomyces. Alpha acids. Roastiness. Cloying. Dat wax. Cellaring. Sitting on bottles. Diacetyl. Lightstruck. Phenols. Esters.
     
    #143 thewrongtone, Oct 10, 2013
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  4. RichardMNixon

    RichardMNixon Maven (1,431) Jun 24, 2012 Pennsylvania

    "lemon pith"
     
    #144 RichardMNixon, Oct 10, 2013
  5. notchucknorris

    notchucknorris Pooh-Bah (2,230) May 28, 2010 California
    Pooh-Bah

    My porch just got destroyed.
     
    #145 notchucknorris, Oct 10, 2013
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  6. Casterbridge

    Casterbridge Savant (1,055) Mar 26, 2010 Connecticut

    "Nice malt backbone."
     
    #146 Casterbridge, Oct 10, 2013
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  7. jzeilinger

    jzeilinger Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,847) Dec 4, 2004 Pennsylvania
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Pretty much anything and it doesn't surprise me.
     
    #147 jzeilinger, Oct 10, 2013
  8. bigbadmatt

    bigbadmatt Initiate (0) Aug 27, 2012 Iowa

    Oh yeah, I had that a couple of years ago. Wasn't impressed
     
    #148 bigbadmatt, Oct 10, 2013
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  9. Esper1

    Esper1 Initiate (0) Jan 22, 2013 Connecticut

    "It's good" with a condescending tone.
     
    #149 Esper1, Oct 10, 2013
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  10. Jugs_McGhee

    Jugs_McGhee Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,140) Aug 15, 2010 Texas
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    "Cardamom."
     
    #150 Jugs_McGhee, Oct 10, 2013
  11. CircusBoy

    CircusBoy Initiate (0) Mar 10, 2008 Ohio



    Someone else posted this a while back. I love it because it's true.
     
    #151 CircusBoy, Oct 10, 2013
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  12. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    "Gawd, I wish I could bring some of this home, but it's a DONG".

    "Ick, this tastes like buttered popcorn! Total diacetyl bomb!"

    "This beer in infected, but it kinda works!"
     
    #152 Lutter, Oct 10, 2013
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  13. flayedandskinned

    flayedandskinned Initiate (0) Jan 1, 2011 California

    "Too much head"
     
    #153 flayedandskinned, Oct 10, 2013
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  14. AwesomeSquad

    AwesomeSquad Initiate (0) Sep 30, 2010 Missouri

    "Your honor, in my defense, the mug she brought me was CHILLED!"
     
    #154 AwesomeSquad, Oct 10, 2013
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  15. DelMontiac

    DelMontiac Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2010 Oklahoma

    Horse blanket
     
    #155 DelMontiac, Oct 10, 2013
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  16. Hoppsbabo

    Hoppsbabo Pooh-Bah (2,053) Jan 29, 2012 England
    Pooh-Bah

    *Drain pour*
    Really annoying phrase.
     
    #156 Hoppsbabo, Oct 10, 2013
  17. dennis3951

    dennis3951 Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2008 New Jersey

    Not now but soon "Sierra Nevada from Chico is better"
     
    #157 dennis3951, Oct 10, 2013
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  18. BuckTuckian

    BuckTuckian Initiate (0) Dec 19, 2012 Kentucky
    Trader

    And Lagunitas in Cali is better than in Chicago...
     
    #158 BuckTuckian, Oct 10, 2013
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  19. BuckTuckian

    BuckTuckian Initiate (0) Dec 19, 2012 Kentucky
    Trader

    Mules
     
    #159 BuckTuckian, Oct 10, 2013
  20. brureview

    brureview Pooh-Bah (2,803) Jan 20, 2012 Massachusetts
    Pooh-Bah

    In a bar or restaurant "Could you serve this is a tulip glass?" In a chain restaurant- "could you bring me a glass?"
     
    #160 brureview, Oct 10, 2013
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