Best and Worst Named Beers

yeah, I didn't particularly care for the Justin Blaeber either.

 

I think DFH comes up with some awesome names, especially with their ancient selection, but as far as just "cool names" I would say mama's little yella pils, Resin, or OTWOA.

I don't have a worst

 

Best: Palate Wrecker / Hoptimus Prime / Zombie Dust

Worst: Golden Shower (DFH)

 

best: revolution deth's tar, revolution nip pils, AtG shart pants
worst: bud light

 

I always liked Hoptimus Prime

 

Best: Arrogant Bastard/Double Bastard/Lucky Bastard
Worst: Voodoo Donut whatever.

 

Worst: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1075/58920

 

I really like Delirium Tremens. Subtle humor always gets me.

 

Best: Sweet Action
Worst: Anything and everything with the word "epic" in it

 

Best: Mrs. Stoutfire
Worst: Hipster Ale

 

I've always been a fan of the "Old" barleywine names - particularly Old Ruffian and Old Horizontal.

 

Justin Blaeber was hilarious to me. Guess I own a simple mind.

 

Best: Zombie Dust and Dragon's Milk (one of my favorite beers)
Worst: Justin Blaeber

 

The label is terrible, too.. I feel homoerotic just looking at that bottle.. I can't imagine drinking liquid that came out of it.

 

I was actually referring to the liquid inside ...was not a fan! The name seems ridiculous, but I couldn't say its the worst...and the label...yeah a little out there. Freakish maybe?

 

Here's another to add to the "worst"

Mmmmm Hops (Play on the song by Hansen "Mmmm Bop")

 

Looking through my list I don't know where to place Legless Cow or Dog's Bollocks.

 

Not the worst by far (Vas Deferens and Golden Shower are both awesome nominees for that title) but how do you guys feel about the name Dirtwolf. Without reading Victory's description of why they called the beer Dirtwolf, I can't help but imagine that the beer is bottled with dirt in it. I never would have thought that it was a reference to hop vines.

To save you guys the trouble, Victory provides this description for the beer:
"Darkly heroic, Humulus Lupulus (hops) have empowered brews with bite and character since the 11th century. DirtWolf is a tribute to these untamed vines which rise from the earth with the voracity of a “wolf among sheep.” Hops have made an assertive comeback in American craft brewing. Revel in the best U.S. varieties of hops, in their natural, whole flower form, as they bring a vital, pungent reality to the soul of a wild element in our dangerously satisfying DirtWolf Double IPA."