You know you're obsessed with trading when...

Discussion in 'Trade Talk' started by patm1986, Nov 7, 2013.

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  1. patm1986

    patm1986 Initiate (0) Aug 11, 2010 New Jersey

    ...you stop the neighborhood public works recycling truck and ask to look through the cardboard.
     
    #1 patm1986, Nov 7, 2013
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  2. chardlogic

    chardlogic Initiate (0) Feb 18, 2011 Oregon
    Trader

    When the ISO:FT page is a permanent fixture at your computer screen at work, and you sneak in some F5's every now and then.
     
    #2 chardlogic, Nov 8, 2013
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  3. EJJ1848

    EJJ1848 Initiate (0) Jun 24, 2013 Minnesota

    .. you cancel all plans the day your shipment is being delivered to ensure its safe arrival, and to open the goods like a kid on christmas
     
    #3 EJJ1848, Nov 8, 2013
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  4. Phil_H

    Phil_H Zealot (705) Jun 4, 2013 Wisconsin

    ... you can't afford to feed you're family because you have to pay the fedex bill
     
    #4 Phil_H, Nov 8, 2013
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  5. 82300sd

    82300sd Aspirant (295) Dec 24, 2012 California

    ...when you have so many extras, you start sending out your extras in future trades...Heady Topper as an extra from someone in CA, what the $$%^%?
     
    #5 82300sd, Nov 9, 2013
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  6. whiskey

    whiskey Maven (1,308) Feb 25, 2012 California
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    I've read this at least five times and I can't figure it out for the life of me. What the hell does this mean?
     
    #6 whiskey, Nov 10, 2013
  7. patm1986

    patm1986 Initiate (0) Aug 11, 2010 New Jersey

    that you're always looking for quality boxes for shipping.
     
    #7 patm1986, Nov 10, 2013
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  8. canjeeps

    canjeeps Initiate (0) Jul 18, 2007 Pennsylvania

    When you read a license plate with letters that read kbs, ddg, ccb, pte, and it makes you think of beer.
     
    #8 canjeeps, Nov 11, 2013
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  9. Pinche_Oso

    Pinche_Oso Pundit (877) Jun 25, 2012 California

    When your FedEx driver makes a second pass because he knows you'll be home in 15min. Haha
     
    #9 Pinche_Oso, Nov 12, 2013
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  10. creepinjeeper

    creepinjeeper Initiate (0) Nov 8, 2012 Missouri

    . . . you see a Fed Ex truck on the highway and wonder if there's a big ol' box of beer karma on it . . .
     
    #10 creepinjeeper, Nov 12, 2013
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  11. amnesia85

    amnesia85 Initiate (0) Mar 31, 2012 Connecticut

    When you get a semi chub while browsing the hauls thread.
     
    #11 amnesia85, Nov 12, 2013
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  12. Mybeercanbeatupyourbeer

    Mybeercanbeatupyourbeer Initiate (0) Oct 1, 2013 Ohio

    These have got to be some of the funniest comments I've seen.
     
    #12 Mybeercanbeatupyourbeer, Nov 13, 2013
  13. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
    In Memoriam Pooh-Bah Trader

    In the big city they have these large, boxy, hydraulically operated lift trucks that drive all around and pick up peoples' garbage and recycling.

    For real, I'm not making this up.
     
    #13 cavedave, Nov 13, 2013
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  14. whiskey

    whiskey Maven (1,308) Feb 25, 2012 California
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    Really? Huh. We just bury our trash in the back 40 just beyond the outhouse.
     
    #14 whiskey, Nov 13, 2013
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  15. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
    In Memoriam Pooh-Bah Trader

    I know! I was surprised too!

    Gotta say we like our outhouse a might closer to the cabin, but that's just us. Gets a bit nippy here in winter. But I guess a good constitutional is always a healthy thing:slight_smile:
     
    #15 cavedave, Nov 13, 2013
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  16. VegasHopHead

    VegasHopHead Initiate (0) Jun 21, 2012 Nevada

    when you trade beers that you havent even tried just based on reviews that dont live up to hype. Oh yea, and trying to find ways to save on shipping costs....IE lying about weight. lol
     
    #16 VegasHopHead, Nov 14, 2013
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  17. Crawfordesquire

    Crawfordesquire Initiate (0) Dec 20, 2011 North Carolina

    When you trade for the sake of trading.
     
    #17 Crawfordesquire, Nov 14, 2013
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