Classic beer quote:

"My favorite beer is the one in my hand."

 

'Fuck it, I'll drink it.'

-Me

 

"Ugh, I can't deal with this beer. It's way too hoppy."

Said about St. Bernardus 12.

 

"i only drink craft beer"

 

After many many beers my nephew stated.... "I'm going outstairs"

 

"Man up! Ten minutes a beer." - Big Vein.

 

"I'm fine to drink, er, I mean drive". We drove him home.

 

"Duh!!" - my response anytime someone says "hey Sean, want a beer?"

 

After day drinking in college, my roommate and I needed to walk to the beer distributor. He pulled out 3 one dollar bills and uttered one of our timeless phrases: "That's not enough for booze." I almost fell down the stairs laughing. We did make it to the store and bought, dare I say it, Steel Reserve. I was young and stupid.

 

I was in Vegas with my brother (also a beer geek) years ago, and we started drinking pretty early one day. We started with a few good beers out by the pool early in the day, before switching over to Jack and Cokes. By late afternoon, we were both pretty hammered. He had been drinking more than I had, so he was pretty sloppy. We were at the sportsbook watching a game when the waitress came around and asked us if we would like a drink. My brother ordered a Coors Light (which he hardly ever drinks). I asked him, "Why a Coors light?" With a slight slur and in total seriousness he replied, "Cuz I'm fucked up, and I gotta try to sober up". I just about pissed myself laughing.

I have a good laugh reminding him of this story from time to time. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't even remember it.

 

Your avatar is awesome.

Now to answer the OP. A friend of mine gets black out drunk occasionally and he was peeing in a room that wasn't the bathroom someone saw this and told him "hey that's not the bathroom" and he responds "the bathroom is where I say it is".

This is beer related because he would drink dancing man like it was water. And for those who are unaware its a 7.2% abv hefeweizen that NG makes in a 6 pack format.

I have a bunch more from him but this one is my favorite.

 

Thanks! I found it on Google... I'm a bass player and I like classical music (though I don't play classical music on the bass... yet) so I thought it was pretty awesome, too!

 

"beer mr. peterson?" its a little early woody. For a beer? no, for stupid questions

 

How many beers ahead of you.....are am I???

Said during a college drinking game and I'll never forget it.

 

"Sweet Boneless Jesus! This shit is terrible!" Me, right now, while drinking a "Super Brew 15 Barley Wine Ale". It's from Romania, cost less than $3 for a 16.9oz bottle, and 15 % ABV. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? I'm about to grab an Alaskan Amber as a palate cleanser. Carry on.

 

Super Brew 15 Barley Wine Ale was a code name for a Cold War operation in Romania and Hungary. Everyone died.

 

Apparently, Alaskan IPA is the anti-dote, cuz I think I'm gonna live. Damn, that shit was bad!

 

They said it was infected with some then unknown bacterium. Now known as Vladimpalicus.

 

"...way too hoppy." I don't understand...? Totally lost... Can you use those words in a sentence like that...?