Classic beer quote:

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  1. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    "I quant to paj". To this day, one of my friends and I will occasionally ask our old friend what he meant all those years ago. He denies any memory and often denies he was there.
     
    #21 rgordon, Nov 16, 2013
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  2. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,348) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    Hold my beer, watch this...
     
    #22 SFACRKnight, Nov 16, 2013
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  3. RummyRedbeard

    RummyRedbeard Pundit (899) Mar 8, 2013 Colorado

    "I like drunk"
     
    #23 RummyRedbeard, Nov 16, 2013
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  4. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Well, did his credit card receipt match the next day? Cuz maybe he did "paj" for that round for the bar!:stuck_out_tongue:
     
    #24 BBThunderbolt, Nov 16, 2013
  5. Greywulfken

    Greywulfken Grand Pooh-Bah (5,815) Aug 25, 2010 New York
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    "Beer is food"
     
    #25 Greywulfken, Nov 16, 2013
  6. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    We had been listening to Jimi Hendrix loud- long ago- and celebrating some long forgotten meaningful moment. I think it was Electric Ladyland that got him. We were most likely drinking Schlitz and listening to new vinyl stuff. Come to think of it, I don't think he gave us any money....
     
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  7. Scrapss

    Scrapss Pooh-Bah (2,220) Nov 15, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    my wife, over 10 years ago, before we were married.....she can hold her liquour pretty well...but....

    "Whaddya mean I am cut off? He made me spill those beers!"

    My future wife's brother in law and my future wife at the bar getting stummy as hell 10 years ago. Future wife got cut off because of the drunken slobbery of my future wife's brother in-law! Classic. Granted she was lit up like Rockafeller center after Halloween...er, Thanksgiving...
     
    #27 Scrapss, Nov 16, 2013
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  8. MLaVioletteJr

    MLaVioletteJr Initiate (0) Jun 12, 2013 Massachusetts

     
    #28 MLaVioletteJr, Nov 16, 2013
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  9. rolltide8425

    rolltide8425 Pooh-Bah (2,470) Feb 18, 2011 Pennsylvania
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    "I don't like dark beer"-Said by a college buddy. Oh, how much he misses out on.
     
    #29 rolltide8425, Nov 16, 2013
  10. fujindemon74

    fujindemon74 Pooh-Bah (1,797) Nov 7, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    That's awesome.
     
    #30 fujindemon74, Nov 16, 2013
  11. Troville1990

    Troville1990 Initiate (0) Jan 17, 2012 Illinois

    "Do you have (insert beer) hot?"

    "What kinds of beers do you like?"
    "Oh, I like dark beer."
    "What are some of your favorites?"
    "I like Guinness."
    ~Countless liquor store customers
     
    #31 Troville1990, Nov 16, 2013
  12. KS1297

    KS1297 Initiate (0) Apr 14, 2013 Wisconsin

    "who wants to shotgun some stones with me?"
     
    #32 KS1297, Nov 16, 2013
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  13. brockdidntslide

    brockdidntslide Devotee (363) Feb 25, 2012 Pennsylvania

    After a few too many PBRs (we were young, stupid, and broke) my friend related this pearl of wisdom about a buddy who was delaying some type of critical teenage decision: "As Ben Franklin said, 'He who hesitates is a dick"".
     
    #33 brockdidntslide, Nov 16, 2013
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  14. doowhat

    doowhat Initiate (0) Feb 22, 2009 Arkansas

    Samuel L. Jackson Malt Liquor...It'll Get Ya Drunk!
     
    #34 doowhat, Nov 16, 2013
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  15. smartassboiler

    smartassboiler Pooh-Bah (2,518) Apr 9, 2012 Illinois
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    Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.
     
    #35 smartassboiler, Nov 16, 2013
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  16. Vitacca

    Vitacca Pooh-Bah (2,250) Sep 15, 2010 Montana
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    I need to stop drinking, that girl is getting cute.
     
    #36 Vitacca, Nov 16, 2013
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  17. Sipchue

    Sipchue Pundit (832) Mar 26, 2009 Pennsylvania

    Relax - Don't Worry - Have a homebrew. Charlie Papazian
     
    #37 Sipchue, Nov 16, 2013
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  18. PieOhMy

    PieOhMy Initiate (0) Feb 23, 2013 Minnesota

    Guinness is a meal in a glass.

    You know, because it is so thick, and rich, and flavorful, and stuff.
     
    #38 PieOhMy, Nov 16, 2013
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  19. JohnSnowNW

    JohnSnowNW Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2013 Minnesota

    There have been several humorous exchanges over the years involving beer...but damned if I remember them. A product of the hobby, I suppose. :flushed:
     
    #39 JohnSnowNW, Nov 16, 2013
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  20. e34john

    e34john Devotee (399) Jul 22, 2013 California

    Last call! Chug!
     
    #40 e34john, Nov 16, 2013
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