Classic beer quote:

Winner. My roommate in college made me watch this as it was one of his favorite movies. We quoted this scene for the next few years.

 

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking".

 

"Life is too short to drink bad beer".

 

"Why do I only drink PBR? Because everything else is weasel piss"
-Random hillbilly in a trailer park in Sandusky Ohio.

 

That seems to be the cliche, that all stouts and or darker beers are like Guinness. I laugh and carry on.

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

 

My mantra when homebrewing:

"The Babylonians were making this stuff 4000 years ago, and you have indoor plumbing and StarSan. It'll be ok."

 

I'm to drunk to taste this chicken

 

Walked with my friends to the bars for my birthday one year. On the walk home, was "stopped" by a cop (he was in a patrol car and literally pulled over and got out to talk to me). He asked if I had been drinking. I replied "yes, it's my birthday." He asked if I knew that I could be arrested for being drunk in public. I angrily replied, "Let me get this straight. I walked to the bars tonight cause I knew I would be drinking and didn't want to drive. Now you're telling me you want to arrest me because I attempted to do something responsible?!?!" After running my info he let me continue my stumble home with my friends.

Now that I see it written out, it's not really a quote. But it's a good story nonetheless.

 

I haven't seen it here yet. "Heineken, fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!". Dennis Hopper in character in Blue Velvet.

 

"Another 40 oz to freedom is the only chance I have to feel good even though I feel bad." - Sublime

 

Every time I woke up after a night of partying when I was underage, somebody would always say-

"I'm still too drunk to taste this chicken!"

 

The late Phil Hartman as Bill McNeal on NewsRadio: "Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. DAMN!

It would be much more effective if I could get the YouTube video to post...

 

College trip from Rhode Island to Long Island in the early 80's. 6 of us in an old Oldsmobile delta 88 just into Long Island. Bought Narragansett and Knickerbocker natural for the trip......no shit.

Pulled over just onto the island, officer walks up to driver's window, my buddy says "Good evenin orificer, how are you doing this mornin?"

The rest of us, God only knows why, except that we were all 20 - 21 and drunk on cheap Rhode Island beer, laughed our asses off. When he stepped out of the car, a few beer cans tumbled out of the car and onto the pavement, and he looked up at the officer and said "those aren't mine"

The rest of us laughed so hard we were in tears.....

 

I arrived at Hank's one afternoon with beer in my insulated bag. He asked, "What'd ya bring?" I said, jokingly of course, "Just some Natty's and a couple of Four Lokos." He said, "If you're telling the truth I'll drop kick your fuckin nads off these stairs to Sympathy for the Devil ." Now when I hear that song I think of my nuts flyin down those stairs.

 

Damn, I just remembered. My two best friends and I were driving to Ocean Drive, South Carolina (now Myrtle Beach), and I have to say it was 1967 (Beach Weekend). We were in my friend's 65 Mustang, drinking from Greensboro all the way. We pulled into a liquor store in Atlantic Beach, S.C. to buy a bottle of every kind of booze possible. We had brought multiple cases of beer. We pulled across the street to a gas station and a local cop showed up at his window, to whom my friend said, "fill it up with regular". The cop burst out laughing and asked us if we had been drinking and asked for a license. I showed him my brothers expired- before pictures- license and he rolled his eyes and said, "move on boys and be careful". Happens only once.

 

There are no strong beers, only weak men.

 

Near famous last words for me. Jumped off a roof after a thief, broke my ankle, but slowed him down enough to get caught. (Waiting after bar closing, up top, for a serial burglar).

 

If you're too drunk to taste it, don't waste it...

 

"Miller lite, for times that I want something a bit more watery than water."