Classic beer quote:

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  1. BeerKangaroo

    BeerKangaroo Initiate (0) May 30, 2011 Alaska

    "Drink 'em if you got 'em" says the guy who passes out on the first beer that's only 5%.
     
    #81 BeerKangaroo, Nov 17, 2013
  2. IPAdams

    IPAdams Initiate (0) Jun 10, 2013 Illinois

    "How much have you had to drink?" "More than a little, less than enough."

    -Henry Spencer from Psych.
     
    #82 IPAdams, Nov 17, 2013
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  3. Sunn

    Sunn Initiate (0) Oct 14, 2012 Iowa

    "I'm not drinking and driving; I'm driving while I'm drinking! Right boys?!?" - Randy Marsh

    "What seems to be the officer problem?" - Randy Marsh
     
    #83 Sunn, Nov 17, 2013
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  4. ToddSoonerFan

    ToddSoonerFan Initiate (0) Aug 23, 2013 Iowa

    Beer is proof that God loves us, and want's us to be happy. Ben Franklin!
     
    #84 ToddSoonerFan, Nov 17, 2013
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  5. Dannyboy

    Dannyboy Initiate (0) Mar 3, 2013 Maryland

    "and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert"
    Johnny Cash/Kris Kristofferson
     
    #85 Dannyboy, Nov 17, 2013
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  6. BodiesLexus

    BodiesLexus Initiate (0) Feb 23, 2011 New York

    Friend, while briskly striding away from a house party: "Leave now, leave fast!"
    Me: "Why are you leaving, it just started?"
    Friend: "Nobody has a tap, and somebody's getting a gun to shoot the keg open!"
     
    #86 BodiesLexus, Nov 17, 2013
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  7. ParkerAE

    ParkerAE Initiate (0) Apr 25, 2013 California

    I have done the exact same thing with PBR. It was wierd because it worked. But I was drinking various quads and DIPAs all night. By the time I had 3 PBRs I was good enough to drive lol.
     
    #87 ParkerAE, Nov 17, 2013
  8. beer-me-please

    beer-me-please Initiate (0) Nov 11, 2013 Washington

    I foolishly gave one of my friends a taste of my Utopias 10th anniversary to which he replied, "This tastes like farm animals." Guess who won't be getting another taste.
     
    #88 beer-me-please, Nov 17, 2013
  9. djl9701

    djl9701 Crusader (441) Mar 8, 2008 Illinois

    Me, in the morning after drinking one or two too many.....

    Damn, the toothpaste isn't foaming up. :astonished:
     
    #89 djl9701, Nov 17, 2013
  10. EBeckett3

    EBeckett3 Initiate (0) Jul 24, 2013 New Jersey

    Ever check out Bob Gallway's "Bach for Electric Bass"?

    Best beer quote: St Bridget of Ireland (c. 10th century) describing heaven "I should like a great lake of beer for the King of Kings.
    I should like the angels of Heaven to be drinking it through time eternal.
    I should like the men of Heaven at my house.
    I should like barrels of peace at their disposal.
    I should like for them cellars of mercy.
    I should like cheerfulness to be their drinking.
    I should like the people of Heaven, the poor, to be gathered around from all parts"
     
    #90 EBeckett3, Nov 17, 2013
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  11. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
    Pooh-Bah

    "I'm gonna put me a bar int he back of my car and drive myself to drink." - unknown
     
    #91 utopiajane, Nov 17, 2013
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  12. LeperJim

    LeperJim Pooh-Bah (2,704) Feb 10, 2008 Ohio
    Pooh-Bah

    What? Honey, this is only my second beer.
     
    #92 LeperJim, Nov 17, 2013
  13. darkandhoppy

    darkandhoppy Savant (1,099) Dec 26, 2008 Connecticut

    "you can't drink all day if you don't start first thing!"
     
    #93 darkandhoppy, Nov 17, 2013
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  14. ChestSplitter

    ChestSplitter Initiate (0) Jan 22, 2011 Mississippi

    "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
    -Frank Zappa
     
    #94 ChestSplitter, Nov 17, 2013
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  15. Skabiski

    Skabiski Maven (1,252) Feb 2, 2010 Maryland
    BA4LYFE Society Trader

    "Drain pours are for *******"
     
    #95 Skabiski, Nov 17, 2013
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  16. ChestSplitter

    ChestSplitter Initiate (0) Jan 22, 2011 Mississippi

    "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
    -Deep Thought, Jack Handy
     
    #96 ChestSplitter, Nov 17, 2013
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  17. Stugotzo

    Stugotzo Initiate (0) Jun 13, 2012 Florida

    When I was about 22, from a friend of mine, after having way too many beers, and we were driving along the road and came across 4 hotties....

    "GET IN THE CAR!!!"

    :grimacing:
     
    #97 Stugotzo, Nov 17, 2013
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  18. monkeybeerbelly

    monkeybeerbelly Initiate (0) Dec 6, 2012 New York

    "Oh my drunk, I'm god!"
     
    #98 monkeybeerbelly, Nov 17, 2013
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  19. azorie

    azorie Pooh-Bah (2,471) Mar 18, 2006 Florida
    Pooh-Bah

    ahh coors lite = 96.9% water, lol
     
    #99 azorie, Nov 17, 2013
  20. MarshMan71

    MarshMan71 Initiate (0) Jul 17, 2012 Illinois

    "It's Like Drinking Gas" my stepson after trying his first HOPTIMUM , well its no Busch Lite I told him ( His Brew of Choice )
     
    #100 MarshMan71, Nov 17, 2013
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