Drinking Whales

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by wpqx, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. wpqx

    wpqx Initiate (0) Aug 12, 2013 Illinois

    Based on the ludicrous amount of rare beer people are trading for, hoarding, standing in line for my question is three fold:

    Do you ever drink these beers?
    When do you drink these beers?
    Do you need a special occasion to crack open a rare beer?

    Last Sunday I cracked open a 2007 Abyss for the hell of it and drank it by myself because to hell with it, why acquire all this ridiculous beer if I'm not going to enjoy it.

    That said I understand holding on to a beer for some elusive special occasion, so basically what would it take for you to crack open a King Henry, BA Dark Lord, CBS, Great, Prairie/Pirate Bomb, Hunahpu, etc?
     
  2. Danny1217

    Danny1217 Initiate (0) Jul 15, 2011 Florida

    You drink your wales? what is wrong with you?
     
  3. jbck109

    jbck109 Initiate (0) May 30, 2010 Michigan

    A tasting or special occasion, Plan to open a fou foune on thanksgiving.
     
  4. ratmoss

    ratmoss Initiate (0) Sep 11, 2005 Illinois

    I drink my whales while waiting in line to acquire more whales.
     
  5. TequilaSauer

    TequilaSauer Initiate (0) Dec 31, 2006 Florida

    Special occasions. Friend in town, someone's getting married or having kids, got a promotion, etc. I'll also do it on lesser whales if I'm feeling lousy due to a breakup or a shitty week at work. I'll just come home and think "Screw it, I'm having a KBS."

    A friend of mine just told me his wife is pregnant and I'll definitely be opening up a Black Tuesday for that. It WAS going to be a growler of Funky Buddha Maple Bacon Coffee Porter, but I reconsidered.
     
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  6. zookerman182

    zookerman182 Initiate (0) Oct 8, 2013 Alabama

    Are you stupid or something? Beers aren't for drinking, they are for admiring and stashing away so you always have something to look at to know your that much better than everyone else.

    I wish I had a single rare or aged stout but I don't......yet

    When I do eventually get one, it will be a special occasion beer shared with friends or family who would appreciate it.
     
  7. mythaeus

    mythaeus Pooh-Bah (2,074) Jul 22, 2013 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I share them with my close friends, often as a part of a larger informal tasting event.
     
  8. TequilaSauer

    TequilaSauer Initiate (0) Dec 31, 2006 Florida

    Haha, so say we all.
     
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  9. tjensen3618

    tjensen3618 Maven (1,391) Mar 23, 2008 California

    I cracked my King Henry on a random Thursday a couple months after I acquired it.
    I cracked my Hunapuh when my friends who gave me the beer came over to hang out.

    I don't buy or trade for very many rarities, but when i get them, I see no reason to hang onto them for extended periods of time.
     
  10. TequilaSauer

    TequilaSauer Initiate (0) Dec 31, 2006 Florida

    Once you get started, you won't stop. It took me years before I did my first trade, but within 6-8 months I had my own little mini whale hoard. I just couldn't stop shipping boxes out and waiting for my sweet sweet returns.
     
  11. Benny3000

    Benny3000 Initiate (0) Apr 4, 2012 Michigan

    I slay wales and drink dolphins like a boss.
     
  12. OneBeertoRTA

    OneBeertoRTA Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2010 California

    I drink mine late night with Pizza whilst drunk

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  13. Davepoolesque

    Davepoolesque Pooh-Bah (2,686) Aug 25, 2012 Massachusetts
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Drank a King Henry on my birthday.
     
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  14. Bieniek30

    Bieniek30 Pundit (996) Mar 24, 2013 New York
    Trader

    I drink everything I get. If I acquire another one after I already tried it then I would trade it to try and get something else that I haven't tried before.
     
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  15. ziggyzoggy

    ziggyzoggy Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2013 Ohio

    LMAO at the sarcasm in this thread already.

    Gotta admit, if I'm going to go through the trouble of locating these difficult to acquire brews, you bet your ass I'm gonna drink 'em.:sunglasses:
     
  16. ONovoMexicano

    ONovoMexicano Initiate (0) Jun 14, 2012 New Mexico

    I drink my whales while reading the Old Man and the Sea. I also call my whales marlins.
     
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  17. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
    Pooh-Bah

    whalezzzz brah
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  18. wpqx

    wpqx Initiate (0) Aug 12, 2013 Illinois

    True story, I've built up quite an arsenal in a short time of trading. Maybe a month or so ago I went over to a friends house and we cracked open a fresh Pliny, Heady, then drank a Supplication, and a '09 KBS just for the fuck of it. Best beer day ever.
     
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  19. lowbit

    lowbit Initiate (0) Jul 24, 2013 Wisconsin

    1. Yes.
    2. In the evening.
    3. Sure -- the weekend.
    No point in taking part in all this if you're not going to drink and enjoy the beer.
     
  20. mibrze

    mibrze Aspirant (205) Oct 10, 2013 New Jersey

    I buy em to drink em. I deserve it.
     
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