Stout BIF Round 2 - Hints

haha thanks everyone. I shouldn't drink and BA!

 

Why the f&@# not?

Drink, BA, stand in line for instawhale PBCS release ...?... Profit?

 

If you don't drink and BA, why BA at all?

 

Let me correct my statement. Of course I should drink and BA BUT not be hammered like i am tonight

 

More hints!

 

AGREED!!! I'm down to 4 people but none are posting hints!

 

I have twice that haha! Although someone hinted I have 4

 

My targets box should arrive tomorrow. Was hoping for friday, but I guess with the holidays it got delayed. Second box will be shipped Tuesday.

 

To my sender: I get both NY and CT distro (yep me to)
Hint 1: I'm not sending to sandman
Hint 2: my targets state is larger than mine
Hint 3: my target is South of me
Hint 4: I have never contacted, or been contacted by, my target through BM
Hint 5: targets state is more populated than my state.
Hint 6: Because your wants are a little out of my distro - i have someone in this bif grabbing me some in their distro for me to send to you
Hint 7: Your state is Red
Hint 8: The underground railroad may have passed through your general area
Hint 9: My target is less than 1,000 miles away from me
Hint 10: There is over 100 inmates on death row in your state
Hint 10a: Stalker Hint 1: My target was at my "favorite" place on my birthday (removed birthday from BA)
Hint 11: my targets state ranks in the bottom half of all states in regards to total size
Hint 12: I am not shipping to Pimpinmidget
Hint 13: I am shipping to one of the original 13 colonies
Hint 14: I hope you like the box i've assembled thus far as Ive had to go out of my distro bc ours overlaps a lot. i dont have an oz count nor an avg ba score for you but you're getting at least 2 boxes of liquid refreshment.

 

Just got done packing 2 porch destroyers that will ship tomorrow.
I kind of lost count of what went into the boxes, but I'm guessing about 350 oz total of stouts and extras.
Target--please open carefully, I seem to have misplaced a utility knife, and it may be packed in one of the boxes.

 

I managed to hit at least a few of my target's wants, plus a bunch of other goodies... plus I don't think any bottles I included are available in the area, even though we have a ton of overlap. I should be able to send out tomorrow, so you should probably be seeing it by the end of the week!

 

Found the knife---no worries, open with reckless abandon.

 

My targets package(s) will ship out tomorrow for the long trek to the West Coast. I hope he doesn't live on a fault line as this warhead is packing nearly 400 ounces and hits half a dozen wants and a dozen or so that should be.

Bombs away...

 

correction, 5. I think* I've figured out the 5 shipping to the west coast. Hint ^.

*still confused about one of them tho.

 

I should note that the average rating is 92.5.

 

Ahh got it, now to reevaluate based on that. Thank you!

 

Yikes!

 

I am just shocked I still can't figure out who my sender is. 4 people left. Gotta get some last minute hints in!

 

If it helps, it's still not me.

 

Yah its not me still too