You might be a BA if...

you have the ability to drain pour a white whale if it isn't up to standard.

 

Your wife dumps whats left of her "crap" beer into whats left of your Goose Island IPA while you're in the bathroom saying "Its just beer", and you refuse to drink it. Only saying this because it happened to me last night!

 

You bring the best stuff to every get together and everyone can't wait to see what you brought. You can't wait to share it.

 

I have had this happen to me as well, even in the "Craft beer bars" where they think they know it all. LOL

 

You may be a BA if you desperately try to get your friends and loved ones to try new greats beers and all they do is spit it out or make faces like they ate a basket full of lemons.

 

You are proud of the treasures you have found going through the "shelf turds".

 

...you cut yourself and bleed KBS.

 

.....................IF you find yourself looking up more information on beer than **** on the interweb

 

...you've seen this thread more than a few times.

 

if you think about craft beer way more than good food
if you havent played a true game of beer pong because you would never disrespect a craft beer in that way(and bmc is out of the question)

 

Wow!Its like you took my feelings and posted them yourself haha

 

You spent more last month on shipping beer than utilities.

 

...every time you travel, you buy a case of their locals.

 

If you've made it this far into this thread.

 

….have legitimate dreams about landing whales that you missed out on

 

You might be a BA if:

Last Sunday morning while everyone was still asleep you worked on a list of pros and cons with the following two column heads Marriage...Beer

You have a dog named The Alchemist

Instead of working on a critical work project last week you spent all your time working on beer.xls

You have the words "Bottled On" tattooed somewhere south of your belt buckle

This becomes a dilemma "Sex or beer tonight?"

 

you complain about high beer prices but buy it anyways.

 

When you bring your own beer because the keg at the party is a light beer.

But damn that boilo was great.

 

Your best beer experience is when you introduce the interested/curious to stuff that turns them on.

 

You and your "beer guy" at the local grocery store are on "texting terms"... Oh, and he offers you the assistant manager job because you're in there so often.