You might be a BA if...

...you walk up to random strangers at the liquor store to suggest beers or steer them clear from others

 

Sorry I quoted LambicPentameter incorrectly.

My addition was: ^^Check!!! There I got called out on one of my only accomplishments for today.

 

I don't check my cellar once a day so that when I do pull something out of it once a month or so I go: "Oh hey! Look at that beer! And look at that beer! When did I get those?"

 

....If you have an avatar of 'the zombie dust figure'.

 

You've seen this thread 21 times. (last time I said 20)

 

If you, bury, shred, and or burn liquor Store Receipts

 

I was behind someone in line at a local store and they were buying GI IPA, the store was having a GI tasting that day, I suggested he put that back and try DFH 60 instead and he did. Now whenever I run into him at the store he reminds me it was much better and asks what he should try next.
you might be a BA if you spend more time talking to strangers at the store then looking at the beer

 

If you literally cannot walk past a beer aisle without checking the dates on all the bottles.
If you call yourself a "BA" and people think you mean Bad Ass.
If your bank account never exceeds $1.93... Maybe that's just me.

 

If you're in the mood for a 'lighter beer' and reach for one with 7% ABV

 

if you have beer aging in your "cellar"..

your buddy gives you a hard time for asking if he has any tulip glasses..

 

There was a pig roast at my father's cabin this past weekend. They had 2 kegs of High Life. I came with Sucks, Flower Power, Hi-Res, and All Day IPA. As the day wore on, I'd go for the High Life but when taste was still important, I was drinking the expensive stuff.

 

If you've ever said the phrase "Holy shit, Kumquats!"

 

Not sure if this has been said. You have more pictures of beer than you do your children.

 

Well, shit. Although in fairness, my son is only 3 weeks old, so the library of beer pics on my phone has a major head start.

 

If you've ever tried to get a beer store in the ghetto to sell you 4 packs of SN Big Foot, Ten Fidy or Brooklyn Chocolate Stout for a discount because it's over 2 years old.

 

If your girlfriend calls BeerAdvocate.com "Beerbook" because you're on this website as much as she's on Facebook. Gotta love her.

 

My wife gives me shit because I am anti-Facebook and now she comes in when I am on BA and says "Beer Facebook" and laughs.

 

Your wife and my girlfriend would get along really, really well I feel.

 

You decide which chapstick flavor to use based on what beer you'll be drinking.

 

you cashed in your change at a coinstar to get the latest release...just so your wife doesn't find out you spent more money on beer! !