You might be a BA if...

Or, better, you use this one:

http://hoppenstance.com/post/49362041478/new-belgium-ranger-ipa-lip-balm-smells-like-hops

 

If you bring your own glassware to keep in the hotel, every time you travel.

 

If your wife sends you to the store for diapers and you return with Two Hearted . . . And you forgot the the diapers !
If your trying to start a pub ministry in your community based around bible study and craft beer !

 

Oh Shit. Did my wife hire you to follow me?!?

 

You only answer beer questions with more questions. Example:

Inquirer: What's your favorite beer?
BA: Too broad, what style?
Inquirer: Ugh, I don't know. IPA's?
BA: Imperial, belgian, or regular IPA's?
Inquirer: Ughhh, I don't know. Regular?
BA: All time, or only readily available here?........and so on, and so on haha

Cheers

 

Reminds of a night out drinking with some friends at a bar that is attached to a bottle shop. The shop is filled with craft beer and fancy liquor as we're leaving I see this guy leaving with a case of bud light and I just bust out laughing my friends look at me look where I'm looking and laugh to admittedly I was a touch buzzed and I yell out why even bother going to the shop just go to the gas station lol

 

All the friends you see regularly know you well enough to not offer you their BMC, and much of the time have some form of craft to offer specifically to you if needed.

 

You have tons of beers in your cellar, but have them all set aside to share with someone or are supposed to be part of a vertical or side by side. Therefore you paradoxically feel that you don't have many beers to drink.

 

Damn it...now I gotta go add shit to my spreadsheet...

 

.....You Have a Twitter and Facebook account just to track breweries.

 

^ This and hiding receipts from the wife!

 

If you mistakenly buy wine instead of beer, you are not a BA!

I kid, but drink the wine, it's delicious!

 

At your physical, your blood - IBU is greater than 90.

 

That explains why I'm such a bitter person...

 

If you take your new Lagunitas glass with you in your backpack to drink out of on a hiking trip. Yes I wrapped it in a kitchen towel to protect it and in a ziploc to keep it clean. My avatar is where we hiked to.

 

If you know what style of beer has banana flavors and what horse blanket refers to in the beer world you might be a BA!

 

If a owner of a bottle shop has had you recomemend beers to customers

 

if you check your FedEx app more than your email/facebook

 

You still find this thread amusing

 

You might be a BA if...while laying in bed you scroll through the BA forums at 9:00pm on a Tuesday evening... drinking a coffee stout out of a tulip...looking for a random post to comment on...as your wife lays beside you with the blanket over her head...you finally find one..."You might be a BA if"...