SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Just a suggestion, that's the new release of Bo & Luke. I had it the other day and it's smokier than the last versions, it is right now anyways. I would hold on to that one if I were you, should be just right next year.

 

And you are WAY behind on box target hints...

 

Awesome. Thanks.

 

@Dicers is holding a video beer review contest tonight, starts at 7. And I still don't have my entry ready. It's like that dream I keep having where I'm in my high school class and the teacher asks for my assignment and I just realized I never completed it and I'm panicking and then the teacher steps out of the pool and Phoebe Cates starts taking her red bikini top offandomgIvesaidtoomuchalready

 

Yup.

 

I will hold on to the one I picked up last week then. Thank you for advice to someone else that applies to me.

 

@Brewzma should have a retaliation box in a day or 2.

I still have to send out retaliation boxes to:

@BorisKarloff
@phishbfm
@TheBeerAlmanac
and 1 other who's escaping me right now.

You haven't been forgotten, and your boxes were greatly appreciated. Just been so busy lately.

 

I think @TheBeerAlmanac is bitin' my style.

 

Not really a hint, more of a truth.

To my target:

I am going to send you a 12-shipper filled with beer, and probably a glass or 2.

Hope you enjoy, but either way, I'm going to Send Whatever The Fuck I want...

 

I don't know what you're talking about.

 

Hint #1: My target is south of me
Hint #2: My target is east of me.
Hint #3: My target's handle has nothing to do with his name.
Hint #4: My target lives in a state that gave its electoral votes to Romney in 2012
Hint #5: Population of my target's home town is smaller than that of my hometown (Minneapolis)
Hint #6: I am shipping to a state which is home to my hands down all time favorite News of the Weird article - of a man who killed his uncle while his uncle was having sex with a pit bull.
Hint #7: My target has a college which plays D1 sports in his hometown

 

He's doing what????

 

that doesn't help me at all...

 

My secret dream of a world full of Marlo Stanfields is finally coming true!

 

i am shipping south of my latitude.

 

Good.

 

thanks

 

I love us.

I have no idea what that's like... *panics when thinking about the 4 boxes he needs/wants to send out*

I don't think anyone from FL is in this round, but hint 6 just screams #FloridaMan. Also, I never thought I'd wish such a pervert lived in my state.

 

i will be including a mini vertical in the box (just like a number of people here), and i will also be including something to compare the beer referenced in the mini vertical as many like to compare the two.

 

Cutty was the man...