MLB 13 run BIF

Because they are too busy crying about people stealing bases with a 5 run lead.

 

Sorry, for the late reply, been on a short vacation.

As I told Damian74Shenky, DO NOT ANGER THE BEER KARMA GODS!!!!!!!

That was the call on the field so I will honor my Mini BIF.

Beermail me your info and I'll get something out this week.

 

Who was running the first team to have a pitcher pinch hit a walk off double in extras bif? Cause Yovanni just won that shit for me.

 

I think it was the same guy who ran a first team to walk off 3 games in a row.

 

Maybe the same guy who was running the first homer of your career in almost 1500 ab's mini bif... thanks Ben Revere for securing that one for me (in yet another loss)

 

These all should have been minis. Include first team to have a catcher knock the cover off a baseball, punch someone in the face, and pitch a scoreless inning.

 

I'll do a mini for first pitcher to spontaneously grow a mustache over the course of nine innings. For example, if Hideki Nomo (yep...went there) comes out to start a game clean shaven, if he has a full (think Magnum PI) mustache by the end of the game, I'll send the winner a mexican cake, a japanese cake (a mexican cake bottle dressed in a kimono), and a german cake (typically made with chocolate and coconut...it's delicious...also, it's not a beer). Of course, if I find out that performance mustache-growing enhancement drugs were used, I reserve the right to sink your battleship.

So...um...there's that.

 

I think Anibal Sanchez grew a mustache against the Royals, but he shaved it in the seventh inning. Does that count?

 

No. But mostly just because I don't want to give away my Japanese cake.

 

Ian Desmond has been known to be so superstitious that he has actually shaved a mustache mid-game because he was 0-fer at the plate.

 

...srs?

 

Dead srs:

http://www.natsenquirer.com/2013/07/ian-desmond-shaved-his-chin-beard-between-innings-tonight.html

 

so close...

 

Damn the June 1st starting date for the walkoff HR mini-bif clock @jshusc ... Ryan Howard hit one last night vs. the Rox, and Donaldson also hit one for Oakland...

Missed opportunities!!

 

Typical Padres!

 

Box to @afi4lifer dropped off last night for pitcher homerun.

 

Long story, but I am receiving a box today from myself. It was destined for colorado and @bigaltemple but my dumbassery fudged that up.

Answers to your questions: 1) No, there were no leaks or broken bottles; 2) No, there was no sloshing; 3) No, there was no shipping exception for suspicion of alcohol.

Explanation for your curiosity: I put two different shipping labels on the box by accident (it was an oddly shaped box and I was nervous the shipping label may rip off), and Fedex verified the correct address, sent it all the way to Colorado to the store essentially next door to BigAl...and then sent it home to me.

So, BigAl's box has been delayed and will go back out ASAP. Magically, it may double in size, and it MIGHT just be a little more spicy, chocolatey, vanilla-y, mexicany, cakey, etc.

My stash (that's almost a pun [stache]) will be a little lighter as penalty for my stupidity, but hopefully, beer karma will ever be on my side

 

Told you this guy knows how to put a nice box together! I'd wait an extra week or two if I knew it would result in some, "spicy, chocolatey, vanilla-y, mexicany, cakey," beer!