SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

didnt mean it that way, but hoboken on st patricks day was fun too.

 

Your crazy if you think I am letting you send me more beer. I dont like digging holes there is no hope to climb out of.

 

Tradeded. With @Brewzma before, can't remember exactly for what but remember thinking, I need to do that again!

 

So the FedEx guy shows up, walking to my door carrying a box, roughly 14" cube, give or take... he hands it to me, it's about 30 lbs... as he's doing so he tells me "and I got another one for you".... put the first one down to await the second box, it's the same size, maybe a little bigger... and this one might even weight 5 more pounds... I thank the driver, get them in the house... and then I look at the shipping labels and they're both crap my wife ordered from Wal-Mart.

 

I like the freedom to pump and go. I also like pumping my own gas. *Ka pow!*

 

444th BIF Hint:
My target's state usually registers first as a city in most people's minds.

 

444th BIF Hint:

My target's state does not rhyme with "orange."

 

I told you some of those things didn't count in the trade! They are what we thought they were!

You sent me that awesome Boris Van Winkle and I can't remember all I sent, but I see empty space and have an unrelenting and inescapable need to fill it with MOAR BEER

 

@Brewzma this might not make sense grammatically, but just understand the awesomeness that the people feel that happen to be on the receiving end of your boxes. i remember early on, i reached out to you and was like, dude, youre sending out some great boxes and getting a lot of love, lets set something up...and despite my efforts, you proceeded to blow me away. and then dropped a ninja bomb on me months later. anywho, i just sent you a box, but be prepared for a ninja coming your way.

 

444th BIF Hints

1. I'm shipping to Biggie's home coast, not where he went back back to
2. I haven't traded with my target, but they live in the same state as someone I've traded with in this group
3. My target's avatar is (presumably) not of themself as it's not an image of a human

 

444 hint #2

i have never been to my targets state, but my parents have. that probably helps none of you as you dont know what states ive been to or what states my parents have been to.

444 hint #3

a city in your state is also the name of a popular hop.

 

Well I'm glad that my boxes are well liked. I just want to share what I have access to and things I enjoy so others can try them too. And I'm not good at accepting compliments so there's that. I guess I'm better at giving that receiving. Just ask my wife. Hey-O! Ok that was inappropriate. And don't actually ask my wife!

And your return box was damn awesome too! Thanks much!

Mexican cake because I had said I was looking for one!
Curieux and Horny Devil - never had and love the rest of the stuff from these breweries so really excited to try
BCBS and BCBBW - permawants

 

444th BIF

Hint#6. I'm shipping to a state that has approximately 40 ski resorts

 

Joel meets Lawson. Joel likes Lawson. Joel misses Lawson.

 

Last night I had a horrible dream. I sent a box to my target (who I have traded with before) and I forgot to properly pack the box. Right as the FedEx guy took the box from me, I could hear the bottles rolling around inside and banding against each other. I was horrified and woke up covered in sweat. Needless to say, I will be sure that I go above and beyond in actually packing my targets box.

 

If you wake up in a cold sweat after a nightmare about a BIF box.... You might be a SWTFYW'er

 

444th BIFicionados:

Please remember that you are only sending 4 beers. There will be plenty of other opportunities to destroy one another's porches. I love that you are all so charitable and that it's painful to even consider a limit, but I know you can rise to the challenge and make someone happy to get just 4 beers. You are the dreamers of dreams!

 

My target is pissed about this rule.

 

My wallet/cellar/wife is happy about this rule

 

Well tell him to pour himself a nice tall glass of suck it up!