Bitzy, where art thou?

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  1. nesarebad

    nesarebad Pooh-Bah (1,868) Feb 4, 2012 Massachusetts
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    Odds are he lurks among us...:grimacing:
     
    #21 nesarebad, Jul 28, 2014
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  2. alfie

    alfie Initiate (0) Apr 16, 2013 Michigan

    #22 alfie, Jul 28, 2014
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  3. greenspointexas

    greenspointexas Pooh-Bah (2,075) Jan 16, 2011 Texas
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    yes!
     
    #23 greenspointexas, Jul 28, 2014
  4. greenspointexas

    greenspointexas Pooh-Bah (2,075) Jan 16, 2011 Texas
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    Chuckledick #1
     
    #24 greenspointexas, Jul 28, 2014
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  5. jivex5k

    jivex5k Initiate (0) Apr 13, 2011 Florida

    Even the guy to his right looks 100% done with dealing with his shit.
     
    #25 jivex5k, Jul 29, 2014
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  6. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Initiate (0) Mar 18, 2010 California

    That's his Dad who is sick and tired of his kid's shit.
     
    #26 UCLABrewN84, Jul 29, 2014
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  7. phillybeer7779

    phillybeer7779 Initiate (0) May 31, 2010 Pennsylvania

    He's married. Here's a link to his LOTR themed scavenger hunt proposal. I take no responsibility for any lost pants due to shitting/pissing yourself.
    https://www.facebook.com/bezalel.wasser/media_set?set=a.619702240107.1073741825.52602227&type=3
     
    #27 phillybeer7779, Jul 30, 2014
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  8. greenspointexas

    greenspointexas Pooh-Bah (2,075) Jan 16, 2011 Texas
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    Looks like he up and took all that beer money and spent it on a ring and costume. The Inigo Montoya movie-worn vest alone must have been 2 g's


    Warning: Do not "click" the actual picture
     
    #28 greenspointexas, Jul 30, 2014
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  9. weaksauce

    weaksauce Zealot (675) Sep 2, 2010 Ohio

    Homebrewing! It's awesome.

     
    #29 weaksauce, Jul 30, 2014
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  10. phillybeer7779

    phillybeer7779 Initiate (0) May 31, 2010 Pennsylvania

    The sword couldn't have came cheap.
     
    #30 phillybeer7779, Jul 30, 2014
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  11. greenspointexas

    greenspointexas Pooh-Bah (2,075) Jan 16, 2011 Texas
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    Only made it 65 seconds into the video before I had to stop to gasp for air
     
    #31 greenspointexas, Jul 30, 2014
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  12. cfh64

    cfh64 Pooh-Bah (2,070) Aug 16, 2005 Texas
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    Lolololololloool...this can't be real, this is the best thing to hit BA since the original. I feel like I'm on drugs...in a bad way. Its horrendous but I can't stop watching. BA A+ list celebrity right here. Bitzy, next time I'm in NYC beers on me, holla if you're out there (I know you are :wink:)

    Jesus Cristo, I can't take anymore. I'm gonna have to absorb this in pieces, hahahaha.
     
    #32 cfh64, Jul 30, 2014
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  13. weaksauce

    weaksauce Zealot (675) Sep 2, 2010 Ohio

    #33 weaksauce, Jul 30, 2014
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  14. greenspointexas

    greenspointexas Pooh-Bah (2,075) Jan 16, 2011 Texas
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    Seriously never hit refresh more in the past 30 minutes on any webpage ever. I cant stop laughing.


    Between the FB, Youtube vids, and BA convo, im almost crying here....
     
    #34 greenspointexas, Jul 30, 2014
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  15. PA-Michigander

    PA-Michigander Grand Pooh-Bah (3,372) Nov 10, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    HBW 28 only watched about 20 seconds but he is shit canned in it.
     
    #35 PA-Michigander, Jul 30, 2014
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  16. greenspointexas

    greenspointexas Pooh-Bah (2,075) Jan 16, 2011 Texas
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    The incredible thing is that I don't think he is. How the hell did this guy steal from another BA and get away with it? It seems like this dude couldn't put all the pieces together to even steal a penny from the Take-A-Penny jar at the gas station
     
    #36 greenspointexas, Jul 30, 2014
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  17. cfh64

    cfh64 Pooh-Bah (2,070) Aug 16, 2005 Texas
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    So I assume these videos are vintage Bitzy? or are they more recent? Thanks for the "research" weaksauce.
     
    #37 cfh64, Jul 30, 2014
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  18. riemster

    riemster Initiate (0) Mar 17, 2011 Ohio

    That thing can not be human. #beertubing
     
    #38 riemster, Jul 30, 2014
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  19. treznor

    treznor Pooh-Bah (1,814) Dec 20, 2006 North Carolina
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    Nope, those posts from his blog and the videos are new material.
     
    #39 treznor, Jul 30, 2014
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  20. drummermattie02

    drummermattie02 Initiate (0) May 10, 2009 Texas

    Holy shit. I go to Canada for a couple days and this thread goes from solid to epic. It's the fact that people like this exist that make life worth living. And chuckling about.
     
    #40 drummermattie02, Jul 30, 2014
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