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  1. imhoudinibitch

    imhoudinibitch Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2014 New Jersey

    You pay more for one bottle of beer, then most people do on a case
     
    #301 imhoudinibitch, Aug 25, 2014
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  2. imhoudinibitch

    imhoudinibitch Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2014 New Jersey

    You use the free crappy beer you got from your buddies as Drano
     
    #302 imhoudinibitch, Aug 25, 2014
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  3. imhoudinibitch

    imhoudinibitch Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2014 New Jersey

    You hate cities for the passion and would never set foot in one unless it was for a good beer
     
    #303 imhoudinibitch, Aug 25, 2014
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  4. tommykimchi

    tommykimchi Initiate (0) Dec 10, 2013 California

    You accidentally swirl and sniff your glass of water.
     
    #304 tommykimchi, Aug 25, 2014
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  5. gjoker321

    gjoker321 Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2007 Florida

    Been there. Also your coke, tea, lemon aid et cetera.
     
    #305 gjoker321, Aug 26, 2014
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  6. Boca-X

    Boca-X Initiate (0) Jan 21, 2014 Missouri

    That my drinking friend is funny!
     
    #306 Boca-X, Aug 26, 2014
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  7. John_Beeryman

    John_Beeryman Initiate (0) Jul 19, 2014 Virginia

    You log in to BeerAdvocate.com.
     
    #307 John_Beeryman, Aug 26, 2014
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  8. DelMontiac

    DelMontiac Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2010 Oklahoma

    And the winner is...
    Thanks for coming out everybody. Drive safely.
     
    #308 DelMontiac, Aug 26, 2014
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  9. plutoniumpete

    plutoniumpete Initiate (0) Oct 21, 2008 New Jersey

    the guy at the packy is impressed from your returns and says "man, that was a good week!"

    ...or when your dad returns the ones you left at his place last time you visited, the same guy still knows where they came from and asks if you're ok...
     
    #309 plutoniumpete, Aug 26, 2014
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  10. hophead_87

    hophead_87 Initiate (0) Apr 23, 2014 Virginia

    your fiancé asks.. what are you posting about this time?
     
    #310 hophead_87, Aug 26, 2014
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  11. VncentLIFE

    VncentLIFE Initiate (0) Feb 16, 2011 North Carolina

    You understand when someone posts:

    23 1/2 hours old while you pour your can of pop into a pint glass like it was a beer.
     
    #311 VncentLIFE, Aug 26, 2014
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  12. ArkansasTraveller

    ArkansasTraveller Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2014 Arkansas

    ..if you don't think BMC is a division of General Motors.
     
    #312 ArkansasTraveller, Aug 26, 2014
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  13. DaveAnderson

    DaveAnderson Initiate (0) Jan 11, 2011 Minnesota

    You're watching a movie with a scene set in a strip club, and you only pause/back up to read the tap handles.
     
    #313 DaveAnderson, Sep 20, 2014
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  14. Chinon01

    Chinon01 Initiate (0) Jan 23, 2007 Pennsylvania

    ... you're PISSED if your local beer bar has the exact same tap list two days in a row.
     
    #314 Chinon01, Sep 20, 2014
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  15. Enochase04

    Enochase04 Initiate (0) Feb 12, 2014 Ohio

    If you can pull into a parking lot and your 4 and 2 year old can identify that place as the beer store
    or when a box arrives on your porch they know that it contains beers.
     
    #315 Enochase04, Sep 20, 2014
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  16. bluehende

    bluehende Initiate (0) Dec 10, 2010 Delaware

    If when going on vacation you spend more time picking and packing your beer than your clothes.
     
    #316 bluehende, Sep 20, 2014
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  17. imfatsowhat

    imfatsowhat Initiate (0) Aug 20, 2013 California

    When "beeravocate.com" is your homepage
     
    #317 imfatsowhat, Sep 20, 2014
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  18. DelMontiac

    DelMontiac Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2010 Oklahoma

    Your wife tells everyone at the party, "We're late because he was trying to decide what beers to bring."
     
    #318 DelMontiac, Sep 20, 2014
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  19. Das_Reh

    Das_Reh Initiate (0) Mar 25, 2013 Florida

    ...you bring your own glassware to a friend's house.
     
    #319 Das_Reh, Sep 20, 2014
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  20. Derranged

    Derranged Initiate (0) Mar 7, 2010 New York

    You have more pictures of beer on facebook than you do of yourself or anyone or anything else.

    When picking up a 12 pack of Bud Light at the gas station for your friends, you think to yourself "Damn it, now people think I drink this crap."

    Your glassware takes up most of the room in your cupboards.

    You'd work at a distributor part time and demand to get paid in beer.

    You burp hops and fart barley.

    You accidentally scream out "Heady Topper" during sexual intercourse.
     
    #320 Derranged, Sep 20, 2014
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