Favorite or Classic BA personalities

The my girl (wife) complains about how much I spend guy. Your problem should not turn into my problem

 

BA trader who sends beer to other BAs with no strings attached. Because its just the thing to do.

 

There are many varieties of Beerconomists....though it's been a while since I've seen You Can't Price Gouge a Luxury Item...almost BCBS time, though, so I expect we'll see him soon after $60Prop is back.

 

Also applies to any thread relating to Shaun Hill.

Can also be "He didn't ask for the fame and adulation and really isn't an asshole in person" guy.

 

The BA who comes into the thread 12 pages and 7 days later thinking they are going to offer something new to the conversation.
So, for my 500th post, the BA who knows how many posts they have made.

 

The "grammar- and punctuation-challenged I can't be bothered to spend 10 seconds proofreading my post before hitting SEND " BA. Who can sometimes be hard to distinguish from the "posting while 3-sheets-to-the-wind and/or digits to big and uncoordinated to text/type a coherent post" BA.

 

The BA who brings "CBS, DB Huna, Pogachevs Cobra, King Sue and Utopias 12, plus snifters" to the delivery room to celebrate the birth of his first born.

Seriously.

 

I did too. I was just checking to see if I'd been named yet. Oh well.

 

"digits to big" should be "digits too big".

 

The ironic post BA

 

The "maybe your husband can help you finish that beer" BA.

This BA measures his masculinity in how much beer he drinks in a sitting and looks down on others who drink less than him. He can often be found calling others "lightweights" and telling people to "man up."

 

I thought about it but am afraid it won't stay positive.

 

One of my favorites is marquis, I love reading about his English pub adventures, with pictures. Black Haddock is another, it was fun to have a beer ready on Friday and see what he and his mates were eating and drinking at the time.

 

Arrrrgggghhh....felled by...my own...sword (insert death rattle).

 

The "I just read through all 12 pages of this thread and think I came up with a really good one but I am afraid to post it because of the impending ridicule that would be inevitable if someone else already posted it and I missed it" guy.

 

Yeah, it was there. Your concern is justified.

 

'How much should this cost' guy
'Not that much' guy
and
'I paid twice that and would do so again' guy

 

or extra guy as in I tossed in a few extras for the trade for free.

 

The "Oh, you're not sure if you like _______? Send them all to me and I will dispose of them properly / test them for you to make sure they aren't infected" guy.

 

Didn't give specifics, just that they get a lot of BA hate. Thanks for putting an exclamation point to mine.