I see lots of "what kind of beers would you have" threads. But Me and a buddy of mine like to talk about the names of the beers we would have. One idea is to have Atlanta Brave themed names; i.e. "the sid." Which would be a slow sipping BA Stout, named after Atlanta Brave Great Sid Bream who was about the slowest human being ever. Also Jurassic Park quote themed beers like "Clever Girl" IPA or "Dino DNA!" Stout. Basically when we get on this subject we pick a brewery theme and then think of all the different clever names for beers. I'm interested to hear other ideas!!!
I like this idea. I went to google translate, First thing I typed in and it gave me Merde. Merde IPA sounds legit
I'd give my beer names like Fermented Horse Shit Barrel Aged Imperial Stout and Whale Piss Lager. There's a certain comedic value in someone saying "Have you had that Goat Semen Milk Stout!!?? It's AMAZING."
I really like the historical names from the area, honestly. but lets name a beer Up Yours British Pale and FU APA. Go F Yourself IPA.
Metalworks Brewing Company. Some of our line up: Motley Grand Cru Lamb of God Quad Black Sabbath Stout Van Hefeweizen Twisted Sister DIPA The Judas Priest (English-style barleywine) Lemmy's Dubbel Vision Ratt Trappist Tripel Neil Young's Old Ale Rush, an Imperial Stout The Led Zeppelin (it's a Wee Heavy) ...you get the idea
Having just looked, I'm kind of surprised no brewery has yet paid tribute to the old Firesign Theater joke Bear Whiz Beer ("it's in the water!"). Myself, I'd try to look up whoever holds the rights to whatever's left of Creem Magazine and license the right to finally produce Boy Howdy Beer. Fun for those who exert Google-Fu, dig up the picture of the Jefferson Airplane's Grace Slick drinking a Boy Howdy. Boy Howdy indeed!
It's over 4 percent and not really a Session beer but we'll still call it a Session IPA Pronounced Ply Knee DIPA Your Bud Light drinkking friend will like it because its a Bohemian Pils Its not price gouging if you're willing to pay Bourbon Barrel Imperial Stout Its really rare, watch out for truck chasers and butt hurt Brandy Barrel Vanilla Bean Barleywine Three Floyds Burnt Down Rauchbier How do I know if my beer is infected Wild Ale
I'd either name beers after local landmarks & historical figures(and ancestors), or use song lyrics as inspiration. The animal excrement/sexual innuendo names might be good for a giggle, but usually result in .
You mean like these guys? I'll probably never pay for their beer out of spite for such low brow and mundane innuendo...
"simplicity" stout (basic oatmeal stout) "complexity" stout (the crazy barrel aged version of "simplicity" with awesome stuff added) Eli Porter Reckless Abandon (Quad) Righteous Indignation (Tripel) Full-On Glambic (Lambic) Road Trip (Wild Ale) Set Sail Pale Ale Syracusia (IPA) Thalamegos (DIPA) Tessarakonteres (Triple IPA)
I'd take the Clown Shoes mantra to a whole new level and potentially offend everybody (a la South Park): - Wheelchair Quad - Cracker White - Ho Down Brown - Busted Grill English Bitter - Not So Hindu IPA - Harlem Slam Dunkel - Boss Jefeweizen - Albino Pale Ale - Lambic Shish Kabob - D-Bag Dubbel - Lazy Belgian Strong Dark Ale - Spoiled APA You get the picture...
