Beer Drinkers Defined (again)

The Girl Who Is Infinitely More Knowledgeable Than You Are About Beer

The Girl Who Can Outdrink All The Guys & Tries To Hide It

@utopiajane

 

Wade Boggs LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL They just can not let it go!

 

Oh god I would headbutt the "Famous Brewers by First Name" guy.

 

Looking at your avatar I can easily picture this.

 

As entertaining as the article is... the truth is that if there's 1 billion craft beer drinkers then there's 1 billion different definitions. And that's what I love about this culture... er, 1 billion cultures.

 

The Pennsylvania Transplant Who Won’t Shut Up About Yuengling
We get it, you’re from Pennsylvania, and you’re an asshole.

Doesn't even have to be a transplant. I dealt with this every time I went to a bar when I was stationed in North Carolina, and I deal with it every time I go to a bar after moving to Philly.
"It may not be as fancy as your beers, but it's the best standard lager that you can drink" - guy from work.
Ugh.

 

The Take Backer killed me, I know a bunch of people like that

 

Around a college campus, all of these definitions pop up throughout the day...I do try to pad my stats...Guilty as charged.

 

The guy who just wants the largest beer vessel possible

The beer version of a sneaker head

Or our own @Shroud0fdoom

I could think of more too Hop Head extraordinaire. Knows which kind of hops are in your beer. AND The guy who send you a cantillon because he has one sitting around. =)

 

A couple that are spot on for me and a couple that are in the neighborhood. But funny stuff.

 

My buddy is one of those guys who bring his own Coozie to the bar to drink his Miller Lite...he has one for cans and one for bottles on him at all times...always prepared

 

crap, left out of another list, yet again....

 

Hey! That Cantillon was a mistake....I didn't even realize I put it in that box!.

 

I suppose I am: The Guy Who Modeled His Beer Drinking Life After Jimmy Buffett’s Song Catalogue
But I'll pad some stats now and then too, and love a good drinking game.

 

I do this at our neigborhood Friday party in the summer...but it is BYOB, so I'm bringing my beers too. Haven't stooped to bringing #properglassware yet, but the guy across the street brings a stein from Austria.

 

Given the most likely types of parties I go to, if I'm taking beer with me somewhere, I generally just stick with styles I don't mind drinking from the bottle. I'd feel mildly upset with myself for breaking a hefewiesse glass. I'd feel far worse about causing there to be broken glass where a kid might step on it or something.

 

It's very annoying when people are like this. The only way I would ever do this was if I brought over a few very rare beers that I didn't drink, and my friends would definitely understand

 

I did laugh out loud when I read these two...

The Guy Who Only Drinks Beers In BeerAdvocate’s Top 250
“I ordered Gueuzerie Tilquin’s Oude Quetsche Tilquin à L’Ancienne Lambic before even consulting the list and kind of freaked out, but then I saw it at 215, and I was like PHEWWWW.”

The Intimidatingly Knowledgeable Bearded Guy
Sure he seems nice, but you always get the sense that he’s judging your order. And he is. OH, he is.