Beer Drinkers Defined (again)

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by smbslt, Sep 30, 2014.

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  1. smbslt

    smbslt Pooh-Bah (1,980) Dec 26, 2010 Illinois
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  2. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland

    The Girl Who Is Infinitely More Knowledgeable Than You Are About Beer

    The Girl Who Can Outdrink All The Guys & Tries To Hide It


    @utopiajane :wink::stuck_out_tongue:
     
  3. ivorycannon

    ivorycannon Initiate (0) Feb 21, 2013 Indiana

    Wade Boggs LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL They just can not let it go!
     
  4. TheBrewo

    TheBrewo Initiate (0) Nov 11, 2010 New York

    Oh god I would headbutt the "Famous Brewers by First Name" guy.
     
  5. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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    Looking at your avatar I can easily picture this.
     
  6. BEERchitect

    BEERchitect Grand Pooh-Bah (5,267) Feb 9, 2005 Kentucky
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  7. cambabeer

    cambabeer Pooh-Bah (2,670) Dec 29, 2010 New York
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    @cervezango "The Guy Who’s In A Constant Hops Arms Race With Himself
    Has definitely walked by pine trees and thought about just taking a bite and seeing what happens."
     
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  8. epyon396

    epyon396 Initiate (0) Jan 12, 2014 Pennsylvania

    The Pennsylvania Transplant Who Won’t Shut Up About Yuengling
    We get it, you’re from Pennsylvania, and you’re an asshole.

    Doesn't even have to be a transplant. I dealt with this every time I went to a bar when I was stationed in North Carolina, and I deal with it every time I go to a bar after moving to Philly.
    "It may not be as fancy as your beers, but it's the best standard lager that you can drink" - guy from work.
    Ugh.
     
  9. TonyLema1

    TonyLema1 Pooh-Bah (2,890) Nov 19, 2008 South Carolina
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    The Take Backer killed me, I know a bunch of people like that
     
  10. ncstateplaya

    ncstateplaya Maven (1,269) Nov 8, 2008 North Carolina

    Around a college campus, all of these definitions pop up throughout the day...I do try to pad my stats...Guilty as charged.
     
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  11. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
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    The guy who just wants the largest beer vessel possible

    The beer version of a sneaker head

    Or our own @Shroud0fdoom

    I could think of more too Hop Head extraordinaire. Knows which kind of hops are in your beer. AND The guy who send you a cantillon because he has one sitting around. =)
     
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  12. otispdriftwood

    otispdriftwood Initiate (0) Dec 9, 2011 Colorado

    A couple that are spot on for me and a couple that are in the neighborhood. But funny stuff.
     
  13. TonyLema1

    TonyLema1 Pooh-Bah (2,890) Nov 19, 2008 South Carolina
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    My buddy is one of those guys who bring his own Coozie to the bar to drink his Miller Lite...he has one for cans and one for bottles on him at all times...always prepared
     
  14. NCMonte

    NCMonte Initiate (0) Jan 28, 2014 North Carolina

    crap, left out of another list, yet again....
     
  15. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland

    Hey! That Cantillon was a mistake....I didn't even realize I put it in that box!:rolling_eyes:.
     
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  16. HuskyHawk

    HuskyHawk Initiate (0) Jun 5, 2014 Massachusetts

    I suppose I am: The Guy Who Modeled His Beer Drinking Life After Jimmy Buffett’s Song Catalogue
    But I'll pad some stats now and then too, and love a good drinking game.
     
  17. HuskyHawk

    HuskyHawk Initiate (0) Jun 5, 2014 Massachusetts

    I do this at our neigborhood Friday party in the summer...but it is BYOB, so I'm bringing my beers too. Haven't stooped to bringing #properglassware yet, but the guy across the street brings a stein from Austria.
     
  18. Traquairlover

    Traquairlover Initiate (0) Nov 10, 2007 Virginia

    Given the most likely types of parties I go to, if I'm taking beer with me somewhere, I generally just stick with styles I don't mind drinking from the bottle. I'd feel mildly upset with myself for breaking a hefewiesse glass. I'd feel far worse about causing there to be broken glass where a kid might step on it or something.
     
  19. Vogt52

    Vogt52 Initiate (0) May 25, 2014 Maryland


    It's very annoying when people are like this. The only way I would ever do this was if I brought over a few very rare beers that I didn't drink, and my friends would definitely understand
     
  20. Boca-X

    Boca-X Initiate (0) Jan 21, 2014 Missouri

    I did laugh out loud when I read these two...

    The Guy Who Only Drinks Beers In BeerAdvocate’s Top 250

    “I ordered Gueuzerie Tilquin’s Oude Quetsche Tilquin à L’Ancienne Lambic before even consulting the list and kind of freaked out, but then I saw it at 215, and I was like PHEWWWW.”

    The Intimidatingly Knowledgeable Bearded Guy
    Sure he seems nice, but you always get the sense that he’s judging your order. And he is. OH, he is.
     
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