Creative/Funny Names for your Beer

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  1. Vogt52

    Vogt52 Initiate (0) May 25, 2014 Maryland

    If you had a great beer that you wanted to distribute. What would you name it? I've come up with two funny names that I like:

    Czech yourself before you wreck yourself pilsner
    Pretty Fly for a Wit Guy Witbier
     
    #1 Vogt52, Sep 30, 2014
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  2. TheBrewo

    TheBrewo Initiate (0) Nov 11, 2010 New York

    Dubbel Penetration
     
    #2 TheBrewo, Sep 30, 2014
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  3. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland

    1492 brew (all Columbus hopped APA)
    I gotta Gose pee! (Gose of course)
    One more Quadlude she will love me in the mornin. (Belgian BSDA/Quad)

    Well I'm not that creative....
     
    #3 Shroud0fdoom, Sep 30, 2014
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  4. Woodman70

    Woodman70 Initiate (0) Jun 1, 2013 Wisconsin

    Toppling Goliath has a 1492 IPA
     
    #4 Woodman70, Sep 30, 2014
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  5. bluehende

    bluehende Initiate (0) Dec 10, 2010 Delaware

    I am a home brewer. I had a Yeastie boys brown ale. Label was a picture of the beastie boys surrounded by beer cans. I wish I could figure out the picture thing here.
     
    #5 bluehende, Sep 30, 2014
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  6. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland

    Shit... I don't get TG here, I didn't know! Well I guess I wasn't lying about being not that creative:slight_frown:.
     
    #6 Shroud0fdoom, Sep 30, 2014
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  7. flagbearer

    flagbearer Initiate (0) Jul 20, 2014 Pennsylvania

    she likes the bock
    hellesbilly
     
    #7 flagbearer, Sep 30, 2014
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  8. Woodman70

    Woodman70 Initiate (0) Jun 1, 2013 Wisconsin

    I thought you were very creative...someone beat you to it is all :slight_smile:
     
    #8 Woodman70, Sep 30, 2014
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  9. AlpacaAlpaca

    AlpacaAlpaca Maven (1,384) Apr 2, 2014 New York
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    "I Pee, Eh?", the straw-colored Canadian IPA.
     
    #9 AlpacaAlpaca, Sep 30, 2014
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  10. Ilovelampandbeer

    Ilovelampandbeer Pooh-Bah (1,719) Aug 25, 2013 New York
    Pooh-Bah

    these names so far are hysterical...patent these or theyll be on shelves next year
     
    #10 Ilovelampandbeer, Sep 30, 2014
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  11. otispdriftwood

    otispdriftwood Initiate (0) Dec 9, 2011 Colorado

    How about an entirely new style: IPD - acronym for I pee daily.
    Other variations: IPH - hourly
    IPAEB - after every beer
     
    #11 otispdriftwood, Sep 30, 2014
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  12. Shinck14

    Shinck14 Crusader (427) May 30, 2014 Kansas

    Yeast infection...probably been thought of before though
     
    #12 Shinck14, Sep 30, 2014
  13. Ilovelampandbeer

    Ilovelampandbeer Pooh-Bah (1,719) Aug 25, 2013 New York
    Pooh-Bah

    pass the kvassier
     
    #13 Ilovelampandbeer, Sep 30, 2014
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  14. TWStandley

    TWStandley Pooh-Bah (2,166) Jan 15, 2008 Massachusetts
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Bock to the Future
     
    #14 TWStandley, Sep 30, 2014
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  15. Ericness

    Ericness Zealot (646) Nov 21, 2012 Massachusetts

    The unofficial name of my still being fine-tuned red IPA is Punch to the Beard.
     
    #15 Ericness, Sep 30, 2014
  16. SINKTIPS_N_SUDS

    SINKTIPS_N_SUDS Initiate (0) Sep 9, 2014 Ohio

    Four skin quad
    HefeWeizen-heimer
     
    #16 SINKTIPS_N_SUDS, Sep 30, 2014
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  17. dynajack1

    dynajack1 Crusader (411) Jul 5, 2012 Massachusetts

    My first whole cone IPA:

    Fire In The Whole
     
    #17 dynajack1, Sep 30, 2014
  18. josmickam

    josmickam Initiate (0) Apr 19, 2013 Georgia

    Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Stout - a sour milk stout I brewed after seeing To Ol's Sur Maelk.
    Mountaintop Crye P.A. - rye pale ale I made to enjoy on mountaintop hikes.
     
    #18 josmickam, Sep 30, 2014
  19. Rkish22

    Rkish22 Initiate (0) Mar 9, 2014 Georgia

    Someone should call a strong porter..... Port Her Strong
     
    #19 Rkish22, Sep 30, 2014
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  20. misternebbie

    misternebbie Initiate (0) Aug 24, 2014 Pennsylvania

    Clint Eastwood pale rider ale
     
    #20 misternebbie, Sep 30, 2014
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