Omniscience & Proselytism

Discussion in 'Southwest' started by mph005, Oct 6, 2014.

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  1. nathanmiller

    nathanmiller Initiate (0) Oct 7, 2009 New York

    Reserve society.
     
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  2. Techichi

    Techichi Pooh-Bah (2,061) Sep 25, 2012 Texas
    Pooh-Bah

    I have a feeling the word "self entitled" will be used here at any minute. :rolling_eyes:
     
  3. TTUJohn

    TTUJohn Initiate (0) Nov 13, 2012 Texas

    Unlimited free beer hand delivered to everyone's door by the Jeff who is riding on the JK Unicorn

    And a picture with said unicorn. I think that would do it.
     
  4. mph005

    mph005 Initiate (0) Nov 25, 2013 Texas
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    Jester King implements a magical system where everyone has full access to all releases, suddenly everyone stops caring about them because they are too readily available.
     
  5. air

    air Zealot (671) Mar 28, 2007 Texas

    No rare no care
     
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  6. Daemose

    Daemose Maven (1,407) Oct 3, 2011 Texas

    Just brew your own fruited sour beer using Jester King yeast and go to Jester King when you just want to hang out and have a good time, problem solved.
     
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  7. Ahaley

    Ahaley Initiate (0) Dec 24, 2009 Texas

    Just imagine how MANY cases Matt Chow and the Mule Patrol could snag if it was 2-3 bottles per person. Damn, could almost near deny everyone else the ability ever taste or try. Damn those kids and their socialist ways.
     
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  8. tx_beer_man

    tx_beer_man Pundit (902) Jan 22, 2013 Texas
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    Don't forget that well water too!
     
  9. mattchow

    mattchow Savant (1,009) Jun 24, 2012 Texas

    lol, same week announcements have made it slightly harder to assemble friends, but friends still come through in the clutch. If it was 2-3 bottles per person, I'd just ask less friends. I wish I had enough friends and expendable income to single handedly control the o&p supply lol. that would be interesting.
     
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  10. aschwab

    aschwab Initiate (0) Mar 3, 2009 Texas

    I have a hard time believing you would accept less bottles if you could get more. If you had an option of more friends going and getting 3, you would take them up on it. Just my impression.
     
  11. mattchow

    mattchow Savant (1,009) Jun 24, 2012 Texas

    It all depends how many I already have doesn't it? Even hustlers and hoarders have their limits.
     
  12. starkmarvelo

    starkmarvelo Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2010 Texas

    Yes, except the ones from Houston. Sadly, I've heard non-BA folk talk about Houston's penchant for "hoarding" beer.
     
  13. mattchow

    mattchow Savant (1,009) Jun 24, 2012 Texas

    that unlimited income son. these weekly releases are starting to weed people out.
     
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  14. kmello69

    kmello69 Initiate (0) Nov 27, 2011 Texas

    That's 2 words.

    :wink:
     
  15. KrokodilDundee

    KrokodilDundee Initiate (0) Oct 29, 2011 Texas

    So much entitlement, like almost every thread here in the SW forums now. @jesterkingbeer, please change every fruit sour to a 1 bottle limit, it's a fantastic system and will cut down on the ZoMFg! Rare beerz, I can haz all 4 tradezzz Texas dick wagging. Nobody needs a case of any of those beers, they just feel they deserve them.
     
  16. djd07

    djd07 Crusader (410) Oct 3, 2012 Texas

    will this be added to your FT Jester King Super Set?
     
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  17. Techichi

    Techichi Pooh-Bah (2,061) Sep 25, 2012 Texas
    Pooh-Bah

    I noticed that mistake earlier but we're not allowed to edit posts after like a minute of posting. But hey, at least I was right in my prediction. :grinning:
     
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  18. starkmarvelo

    starkmarvelo Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2010 Texas

    Lol. I like how it goes from one bottle straight to a case.
     
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  19. KrokodilDundee

    KrokodilDundee Initiate (0) Oct 29, 2011 Texas

    It really does for a lot of people now a days... Wild beer, he's so hot right now.
     
  20. Daemose

    Daemose Maven (1,407) Oct 3, 2011 Texas

    You know your beers are good when every thread on beer advocate about them turns into an argument with everyone boohooing about who gets how much beer.
     
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