Beer lines/quoted for Toasts

I wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
A pocket full of money
And a cellar full of beer!

- Don't know origin, but supposedly Irish

 

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."- Winston Churchill

 

Sounds a little like the Hokey Pokey with beer.

 

Haha. My description made it seem that way.

 

Senator Blutarsky!

 

"When i read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

 

From the Alkaline Trio song I'm Dying Tomorrow:

Did I remember to keep your beer as full as mine
Did I remember to say cheers
Did I at least try to make sure everybody had a good time
Had the best time
Did I remember to stay up late
Drinking for the fun
Singing for the taste.

 

The Parting Glass, an excerpt:

"Of all the money that e'er I had
I've spent it in good company
And all the harm that e'er I've done
Alas it was to none but me
And all I've done for want of wit
To memory now I can't recall
So fill to me the parting glass
Good night and joy be with you all"

 

It's not a toast about beer or alcohol, but something much better:

Here's to it,
and to it again.
If you get close to it
but don't do it,
may you never do it again.

 

"Whiskey for my men. Beer for my horses".

-Willie Nelson and Toby Keith

 

"To our sons, may they have hot mothers and rich fathers".

 

Here's to you,
Here's to me,
Should we ever disagree,
F**k you,
Here's to me.

 

cool story bro

 

"A toast to good feelings. If you think you feel good you should feel me. " - derivation unknown

 

John Beckwith: Seamus O'Toole.
Jeremy Grey: Bobby O'Shea.
John Beckwith: I'm ready to get drunk!

 

Women, you can't live with them...and can I get another beer (Norm from Cheers)

 

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer-and another one!

 

I know I have probably fucked this one up but my favorite is, "Let us toast to the trees that make our caskets, may they grow tall and old."

 

I usually just tip my glass a bit, and start drinking.