The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

VBS!


I told you this wouldnt make it through the night. So good. Thanks again @edhizdeid

 

VBS #notdatglass

 

So first, before I get started with the ninja pron, a little VBS, courtesy of @Kylo76:

 

Just a quick heads up that my buddy @Treebute saw I had left #datglass at his house and I'll be reunited with #datglass on Saturday. Just in case @UcDru had some nefarious ideas...

 

Dude @twofacedmonster I've got to spell it out. What the fuck? I randomly grab beers when I don't know what I am expecting. So far I've grabbed a Sasquatch by 903 Brewers A Deal With the Devil AND a Fou Foune. In a blind trade? Really? 9 more to come?

 

Now for the ninja bomb from @whyteboy003 that left my homestead in ruins today...

Box FULL of a Cigar City brews:

Tocobaga Red Ale - Want
Cubano Style Espresso - Want
Captain of the World - Never heard of it, but it's CCB so....
Florida Cracker - Want
Strawberry Shortcake - Should be Want
Warmer Winter Winter Warmer - Want
Marshall Zhukov's (2013) - Perma-top-Want
Evander - Have seen it once or twice but know nothing about it
Bolita - I LOVE brown ales, especially nutty ones, and this one is double that... Want
Invasion Pale Ale - Want
Jai Alai - I used to see this all the time (though never this fresh) and haven't spotted it in months, perma Want
White Oak Jai Alai - I've had this once and loved it, perma Want


But wait, this is no Horizontalhood, there were some cans that weren't from CCB:

JDub's Brewing Up Top IPA - Never heard of it, but it's an IPA, so I'm in
Westbrook Gose - Perma Want
2Due South Crowlers - No idea what's in them, the writing is hard to read
Due South Caramel Cream Ale - Sounds very interesting
Due South Category 5 IPA - Had this once and loved it


But it's not the SixterCAN either, so there were some bottles too:

Funky Buddha Hop Gun - Only had MBCP from them, but if they can make that beer I trust they can make a good IPA
Funky Buddha Floridian Hefeweizen - Same as above applies to hefe too
Funky Buddha Last Snow - Seems to be this month's Locals rite of passage, very excited
Swamp Head - Hoe Hoe Hoe - Witbier with cranberry and orange blossom honey? Yup, sounds good
Swamp Head Saison du Swamp - Huge Want
Great Divide Belgian Style Yeti (2011 & 2012) - This leaves only Barrel Aged Yeti (which is coming back this year) for the full horizontal!
Rivertowne Divergent - Never heard of it, love Berliners
Terrapin Wake n Bake - Always a tasty treat


And a beautiful pair of tits:

Due South tulip and Funky Buddha snifter, some awesome #properglassware in which to drink the the stuff in the box!


And the family shot:

Holy Jesus.


I have literally no idea how you managed to get all of this into a box as comparatively small as you did, beers just kept coming out of it! More importantly though, thank you Matt from the bottom of my heart, I am absolutely blown away and still have no clue what I did to deserve this.

A handful of the hoppier of these are already in my fridge. Some will meet their maker tonight, and a good deal more won't see next week.

 

Matt freaking killed it as per usual.

 

Did I mention this was a NINJA box? Not a BIF, not a LIF, nor a trade... a fucking NINJA.

 

Not trying to compete with @LehighAce06 and @whyteboy003 but I'm literally at loss for words for the box that @twofacedmonster sent me. First trade we've ever completed and it was a random style box. I'm not joking when I said I've texted three incredible BAs asking how to possibly return fire. How can I live up to this:

 

Where do I sign up?

I kid, I kid

 

Wow! Just Wow!

There must be something in the air tonight...
Because... (wait for it...)

 

Dude wtf. Awesome box. I just had that Courage RIS the other day, very tasty, very classic interpretation of the style. Also I LOVE the WTWTA-esque JK label

 

Fou and AdwtD... no biggie! The rest? Shelf turds.
Awesome box @twofacedmonster !!

 

All that in ONE box? damn, impressive.

 

Damn I knew I'd be getting something from @PA-Michigander but didn't expect this awesome box!! You are the man everything on here is a want! Maybe not on my wants list but def in my head on a want list! Thank you! Return fire will be coming!

 

Damn Matt. Fantastic ninja box to a fantastic BA'er - cheers!!!

 

That FT WnB is damn good... I'm glad I landed 3 bottles, opened one the other day and it was fantastic. Probably gonna age one for a bit as the coffee is still a bit strong and the maple a little subdued, wanna see if the maple will come out a bit more. The third bottle? Who knows... maybe a share? Trade? Locals box? We shall see......

 

You deserve it Nick! I'm sure everyone here would agree with me.

Enjoying all the pr0n and #VBS tonight. I came down with bronchitis this week so I'm living vicariously through the rest of you while I sip apple juice and binge on House of Cards.

 

Haven't had one of these in a while. Drinking amazing (its a '13, I think).
Just gonna sip on this and watch all the pr0n on the thread - seems it was a good week for FedEx from the Locals community.

 

Well might as well pile on some more pRon tonite. I did a #pickitupformebro for @rspauldi and against my wishes he decided to thank me with this


Heirloom Pumpkin
My first Modern Times
Pliny is my favorite beer
Swammi IPA

Mind you this a box from a Texan to a Texan. Like I said Russ, completely unnecessary, thank you. Watch your back.