"The beer you eat with a spoon."

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  1. TheBeerdedCharmer

    TheBeerdedCharmer Pooh-Bah (1,652) Oct 24, 2013 Pennsylvania
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  2. ScaryEd

    ScaryEd Grand Pooh-Bah (3,793) Feb 19, 2012 New Hampshire
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  3. pitweasel

    pitweasel Initiate (0) Jun 11, 2007 New York

    On its own? Sounds kind of awful.

    But I might freeze some and jam a wooden stick into it so I can have a Hopsicle later.
     
  4. iTunesUpdates

    iTunesUpdates Initiate (0) May 7, 2014 Florida

    lol this would be from Stone. I applaud the effort, but I don't see myself ever having beer from a spoon.
     
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  5. JuicesFlowing

    JuicesFlowing Initiate (0) Jul 5, 2009 Kansas

    I can't wait for someone to brew a beer made out of robots, and once you open the bottle it will clean your house for you!
     
  6. CraigP83

    CraigP83 Initiate (0) Dec 19, 2014 Minnesota
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    Nope, just nope
     
  7. RblWthACoz

    RblWthACoz Initiate (0) Aug 19, 2006 Pennsylvania

    I think speak for all of us when I say: wtf? (and iso)
     
  8. 31Sam13

    31Sam13 Initiate (0) Sep 29, 2014 New Hampshire

    Wrong thread...we have a lot of people who cant wait for that...some who hope they can drink the nanobots who will perform important surgeries...beer is cutting edge...
     
  9. tmbgnicu

    tmbgnicu Maven (1,280) Mar 15, 2014 Pennsylvania
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    Spokesman "Stone Beerman"
     
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  10. elektrikjester

    elektrikjester Initiate (0) Nov 15, 2008 Georgia

    Stone is about two weeks early this year.
     
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  11. 5thOhio

    5thOhio Pooh-Bah (1,571) May 13, 2007 South Carolina
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    Actually, I was thinking Rogue...
     
  12. KeyWestGator

    KeyWestGator Savant (1,159) Jan 21, 2013 Florida
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    That's what I was thinking too. Then I scrolled back to the top and it says "Almost factual news" in small font.
     
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  13. SaisonRichBiere

    SaisonRichBiere Pooh-Bah (2,033) Mar 23, 2011 Michigan
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    Can you slightly freeze it and make a slurpee?
     
  14. SaisonRichBiere

    SaisonRichBiere Pooh-Bah (2,033) Mar 23, 2011 Michigan
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    Almost factual means there might be some facts in it.... Right?
     
  15. cookiequiz

    cookiequiz Savant (1,119) Apr 15, 2013 California

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    I have seen better photoshops before.
     
  16. Roguer

    Roguer Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,811) Mar 25, 2013 Connecticut
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    It clearly reads as a satire from top to bottom. Did anyone else actually read the names of the other beers? Bunny ears in place of gargoyle horns? Outsells the granola? STONE BEERMAN?

    I got a damn good laugh out of it, too.
     
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  17. TheBeerdedCharmer

    TheBeerdedCharmer Pooh-Bah (1,652) Oct 24, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    Glad some people got it. I thought it was amusing.
     
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  18. rather

    rather Initiate (0) May 31, 2013 California

    a spoon full of beer helps the medicine go down
     
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