SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

I couldn't even tell it wasn't a woman...............until I.............

 

Downright rude to put a Louisville National Champs hat on the Michelin Man

 

1.) I wish God would make me a black guy for one day.
2.) If I concentrate REALLY hard, maybe I can be granted the power to go down on myself?!?
3.) What wouldn't I do for a Klondike Bar?....

 

With flames on the hat like that...it's gotta be dealing with NASCAR.

 

1. now where would be the best place to hide @IPAFan521's body
2. beer...kentucky basketball...beer....kentucky basketball...boobs...boobs...boobs
3. why cant i get that picture of houser in his underbritches out of my brain!?!?!

 

"Waffles. No, not waffles. French fucking toast. NOOOO!!! Crepes! Mother fucking crepes!"

or

"If I play my cards right, I can shit my pants this year at DLD. Boy, that'll be a story worth posting about. I'll be the belle of the ball!"

or

"I dabble a bit in guns. And beer. But not at the same time. Okay, I lied. I more than dabble in beer. And guns. And usually at the same time. Can I board the plane now?"

 

Obesity and NASCAR, 2 of top 5 things KY is known for. In no particular order along with, meth, moonshine and basketball.


(ducks for cover)

 

This has been the best day of my SWTFYW life.

 

This is, admittedly, nowhere near the first time this comparison has been made.

 

"Tertullian's candy was free, but was it worth it?"

 

If I'm allow to bestow bonus points, I choose this one.

 

@TheBeerAlmanac if i may say so, youre much prettier than the comparisons being posted in here.

 

im much prettier than the comparisons being posted in the swtfyw thread, arent i kendra? im not?!?!?!........

 

I went back and looked at that picture and I am getting a very distinct Tyrion Lannister vibe from you. Kinda like a "Can I be next when you are done with that" vibe.

 

- How many licks does it take, the owl never finished.
- Is that a fucking wolf spider...
- Did I check that beer into Untappd?
- Why aren't these fucking laser vision pills working?

 

hahah, shit. i planned on putting spiders in one of mine but i forgot.

 

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Yeah, that's good so far, now if I could just think
of something that rhymes with Blue Waffle.

*apologies to William Wordsworth

 

"Kendra look! I think I finally got Blue Steel figured out!"
"No, honey, you don't.

 

I come home and karl busts opens a VR #vbs