The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

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  1. Clarkson

    Clarkson Zealot (740) Feb 26, 2013 Texas

    That's Pappy, and back off!
     
    #21461 Clarkson, Apr 9, 2015
  2. LakerLeith

    LakerLeith Initiate (0) Aug 11, 2013 California

    you guessed (I'm assuming the ' are supposed to mean : and you did that to be silly) 51:11, while I guessed 1:11:11 which is 71:11
     
    #21462 LakerLeith, Apr 9, 2015
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  3. Dicers

    Dicers Grand Pooh-Bah (3,436) Sep 2, 2012 California
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    What's it to you :astonished:
     
    #21463 Dicers, Apr 9, 2015
  4. Clarkson

    Clarkson Zealot (740) Feb 26, 2013 Texas

    And might I say she is a handsome woman at that.
     
    #21464 Clarkson, Apr 9, 2015
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  5. kgncfl

    kgncfl Pundit (793) Dec 24, 2013 Washington
    Trader

    We all know that you rebs never truly know who your father is.
     
    #21465 kgncfl, Apr 9, 2015
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  6. LehighAce06

    LehighAce06 Pooh-Bah (2,240) Jul 31, 2010 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    You mean your cousin? Oh shit, that's right, it's both!
     
    #21466 LehighAce06, Apr 9, 2015
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  7. Mipper

    Mipper Pundit (986) Dec 14, 2012 Pennsylvania
    Trader

    I snuck by the Treat family reunion recently.....
    [​IMG]

    They were talking about "squealing like a pig"??

    Lurks back out..
     
    #21467 Mipper, Apr 9, 2015
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  8. Corriecrafts

    Corriecrafts Initiate (0) Nov 11, 2014 Kentucky
    Trader

    Its no ordinary McDonald's. It has a playground too
     
    #21468 Corriecrafts, Apr 9, 2015
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  9. Littlelotte88

    Littlelotte88 Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2014 Connecticut

    Their fathers are usually their mothers brother or first cousin....
     
    #21469 Littlelotte88, Apr 9, 2015
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  10. Mipper

    Mipper Pundit (986) Dec 14, 2012 Pennsylvania
    Trader

    Oh............I got the definition of a virgin southern bell too............

    One that can run faster than her brothers.

    Badda bing.....

    Lurks back out...............
     
    #21470 Mipper, Apr 9, 2015
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  11. UcDru

    UcDru Maven (1,363) Aug 15, 2013 Ohio
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    Speaking of Mic drop ^^^

    Dave at least you look so pretty in pink...
     
    #21471 UcDru, Apr 9, 2015
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  12. LakerLeith

    LakerLeith Initiate (0) Aug 11, 2013 California

    :grimacing::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::slight_smile:
    LMFAO
     
    #21472 LakerLeith, Apr 9, 2015
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  13. rspauldi

    rspauldi Initiate (0) Apr 21, 2014 Texas
    Trader

    And one of my favorite Southern jokes....

    Why do they call girls from the South Southern Belles?

    Because there is always a dong in them.

    Ha! Sorry fellow southerners, but I love that joke.
     
    #21473 rspauldi, Apr 9, 2015
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  14. mbmiche

    mbmiche Pundit (906) Aug 10, 2014 Illinois
    Trader

    Virtual Bomb(er) share...
    [​IMG]
    Must start preparing the artillery..

    My radar has detected unexpected incoming fire from a southerly direction...

    Part of the southern war efforts or not, retaliation will be swift! Hopefully the owner of the soon to be decimated porch has access to some good pain meds--He's going to have to do a lot of work to repair his porch.
     
    #21474 mbmiche, Apr 9, 2015
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  15. PassMeAZima

    PassMeAZima Maven (1,305) Jan 1, 2014 Kentucky
    Trader

    Laugh it up Ohioan. At least we southerners know how to keep right except to pass on the dern interstate.
     
    #21475 PassMeAZima, Apr 9, 2015
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  16. UcDru

    UcDru Maven (1,363) Aug 15, 2013 Ohio
    Trader

    Can a horse really go fast enough to pass a car on the interstate??? Seriously I am asking...
    Are there ever people on the interstate in Kentucky? I thought you guys just parked your homes and settled where ever...
     
    #21476 UcDru, Apr 9, 2015
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  17. PassMeAZima

    PassMeAZima Maven (1,305) Jan 1, 2014 Kentucky
    Trader

    Thems fightin words. Drink yer Hudepohl and simmer down there.
     
    #21477 PassMeAZima, Apr 9, 2015
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  18. kgncfl

    kgncfl Pundit (793) Dec 24, 2013 Washington
    Trader

    Come on Drew of course there are! That is where they find the freshest vittles!
     
    #21478 kgncfl, Apr 9, 2015
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  19. mbmiche

    mbmiche Pundit (906) Aug 10, 2014 Illinois
    Trader

    Honest question,...

    With all of the destruction that will be heading south, how will you southerners identify what pieces belong to whose porches? I mean, what with all the similarities in DNA and lack of dental records, it must be a pretty difficult task.
     
    #21479 mbmiche, Apr 9, 2015
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  20. Corriecrafts

    Corriecrafts Initiate (0) Nov 11, 2014 Kentucky
    Trader

    You'd think his drinking aged Little kings with that talk
     
    #21480 Corriecrafts, Apr 9, 2015
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