What beer are you drinking now? #914

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  1. Gasc0igne

    Gasc0igne Savant (1,109) Oct 6, 2013 Australia

    Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.

    gānbēi!

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    #1 Gasc0igne, Apr 22, 2015
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  2. Stebbimacdaddy

    Stebbimacdaddy Initiate (0) Jan 12, 2015 Massachusetts

    My wife didn't finish the last sip of a Heady we shared last night.
    It was still delicious this morning.
    I'm not proud.
    Just thirsty.
     
    #2 Stebbimacdaddy, Apr 22, 2015
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  3. Highbrow

    Highbrow Pooh-Bah (1,770) Jan 7, 2011 California
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    oh my. you must be enjoying the same joke book as him, or maybe you're the author of it? my 8 year old has been wearing us out with this one & a bunch of other puns every time we jump in the car.:grinning:
     
    #3 Highbrow, Apr 22, 2015
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  4. Gasc0igne

    Gasc0igne Savant (1,109) Oct 6, 2013 Australia

    So a doe walks out of the woods and says, "That's the last time I do that for two bucks."
     
    #4 Gasc0igne, Apr 22, 2015
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  5. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
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    Always good to start the day with some corny jokes!
    This day off will be taken up by running errands and picking up my wife's new car.
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    What do you get when you cross a potato with a penis?
    A dictator.
     
    #5 lordofthewiens, Apr 22, 2015
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  6. Gasc0igne

    Gasc0igne Savant (1,109) Oct 6, 2013 Australia

    What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator.
     
    #6 Gasc0igne, Apr 22, 2015
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  7. John_Beeryman

    John_Beeryman Initiate (0) Jul 19, 2014 Virginia

    St. Bernardus Prior 8 dubbel.
     
    #7 John_Beeryman, Apr 22, 2015
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  8. papat444

    papat444 Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,961) Dec 28, 2006 Canada (QC)
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    Picked one of these up in Boston last month. Gonna crack it one of these days. How's it drinking?
     
    #8 papat444, Apr 22, 2015
  9. Gasc0igne

    Gasc0igne Savant (1,109) Oct 6, 2013 Australia

    So unimaginably fruity and quite tart. Superb in the mouth. I haven't paired it with anything but I can imagine it being gorgeous with some very rich Belgian chocolate mousse or something similar.
     
    #9 Gasc0igne, Apr 22, 2015
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  10. BeerVikingSailor

    BeerVikingSailor Grand Pooh-Bah (3,667) Nov 19, 2009 Ohio
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    Happy Earth Day, beer peeps! Do something green and drink a great beer to celebrate!

    Hard to believe it has been 45 years since the first Earth Day.....

    Enjoy your day and drink well....

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    #10 BeerVikingSailor, Apr 22, 2015
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  11. EveningCordial

    EveningCordial Initiate (0) Apr 29, 2014 New Jersey

    Farmer's Reserve Blueberry, liking it a lot.

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    #11 EveningCordial, Apr 22, 2015
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  12. hophugger

    hophugger Grand Pooh-Bah (3,434) Mar 5, 2014 Virginia
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    This Agave IPA from O Conner Brewing in Virginia is tasting especially fresh and delicious this morning, Cheers !!
     
    #12 hophugger, Apr 22, 2015
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  13. Highbrow

    Highbrow Pooh-Bah (1,770) Jan 7, 2011 California
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    #13 Highbrow, Apr 22, 2015
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  14. djrn2

    djrn2 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,308) Nov 4, 2009 New Jersey
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    #14 djrn2, Apr 22, 2015
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  15. BeerVikingSailor

    BeerVikingSailor Grand Pooh-Bah (3,667) Nov 19, 2009 Ohio
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    Great (beer) minds think alike! Nice glass and brew!
     
    #15 BeerVikingSailor, Apr 22, 2015
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  16. DoctorZombies

    DoctorZombies Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,827) Feb 1, 2015 Florida
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    Good morning. Sorry no jokes to add, but have been smiling as I read. This morning something tried and true, lite cream and roasted nuts. No coffee per se, but a fine little stout to start the day:

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    #16 DoctorZombies, Apr 22, 2015
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  17. Lorianneb

    Lorianneb Pundit (919) Apr 27, 2012 New Jersey

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    TGIF, well my F at least. Another week of midnights down. This beauty is a great way to kick two days off.

    Cheers everyone
     
    #17 Lorianneb, Apr 22, 2015
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  18. acurtis

    acurtis Grand Pooh-Bah (4,540) Sep 27, 2010 New Jersey
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    #18 acurtis, Apr 22, 2015
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  19. antilite

    antilite Initiate (0) Jan 1, 2012 Florida

    How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.
     
    #19 antilite, Apr 22, 2015
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  20. hophugger

    hophugger Grand Pooh-Bah (3,434) Mar 5, 2014 Virginia
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    Moving on to another brew from O Conner Brewing in Norfolk, VA....
     
    #20 hophugger, Apr 22, 2015
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