NBO - 12 Days of Summer BIF

I'll break it down for you....

-A yank sends a box of northern aggression with a shit talking note
-Us southerners round up the troops and start sending bombs to every yank in site
-The original yankee coward withdraws because his new place "cant receive any southern bombs"
-PA-Michigander cried
-Yank's bottle share gets bombed
-Southerners keep on firing
-Mipper gets his big mouth stuffed with a box of beer
-SOUTH RISES AGAIN!

 

Oh, and..... #NotShippingToLehigh

 

Last post for now...

Like this post if you would like a limited release Tequila BA Barely Wine in your box.... I know that's a funky style

 

I haven't been too involved yet and haven't started stalking my Target, but I will. Starting Monday I will be finding out all about my Target.

Hint 2: my targets state and my state share at least one letter

 

Fixed the translation for those that speak northern............

LYMI

 

22 likes so far... Guess '09 was a good year?

 

some Saturday night #prOn that was wayyyyyyyyyyyyy overdue on my end. This 51lb+ drumming came from @gjoker321 I was definitely a little overwhelmed, humbled, and at a loss of words (which never happens to me if you know me) to say the least. The top picture is for you DMB fans and the bottom pic is the porch crushing of some Southern hospitality. Unbelievable generosity!!!! Brewery only releases, wants, should be wants, and that Huna!!! (not only does he send this years, but last years as well). I'm like the Tin man in the Wizard of Oz, and that's my oil!!! Thanks again Geoff!!! #paybacksareabitch#

*In no particular order*

110K + OT (7th batch) CCB
Nib Smuggler (Funky Buddha)
Seasonal Relief Baltic Porter (Coppertail Brewing)
Mail Order Bride (Green Bench)
Bolita Double Nut Brown Ale (CCB)
Collimella (Evil Twin & CCB)
Manaphin (Green Bench)
Huna 14' & 15'
The Milkmaid (CCB)
Liquid Bliss (Terrapin)
Skippin A Jiffy (Three Palms)
Limo Tint (Prairie)
Medora (Wicked Weed)
3 Bagger (Red Brick)
Aun Mas Chili Jesus (Evil Twin)
Leon's Grandson's (CCB)
Cherry Creek (CCB)
Caramel Cream Ale (Due South)
Maple Orange Imperial (Due South)
Good Night Mekong (CCB)
T-shirt (not pictured)
proper glassware for my Huna's

I believe that's the 51lb bomb that hit my porch

 

Glad you liked it dude! Just a fair warning, those Nib Smugglers can come in WAYYYYY over carbonated. So be careful with that bad boy. Cheers!
PS - Oh, and that Manaphin is freakin' delicious. It is not too much longer that Green Bench is going to be a brewery you can get freakin' awesome beers easily from...

 

Watch out @gjoker321 , you probably will hear from @whyteboy003 's lawyer Monday morning as he hold the patent on crazy ass 50+lb. boxes from Florida.

 

"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." -Sir Isaac Newton or in other words, "If I have crushed porches, it is by seeing how other Floridians have..." @valrxman @whyteboy003

 

Funny as hell.

 

Finally caught up. Sorry for my absence.
=Hint 1= Shipping North! For some reason I'm always shipping north

 

@gjoker321 is gonna make his target very happy. My boy is representing FL to the fullest!

 

Hey! Ouch! My tears were supposed to be kept secret.

Jeremy already took what I was going to say about Matt getting his lawyer involved. There must be something in the water in Florida.

Sorry for the lack of clues. I'm currently in Vegas and NOT in 12 days mode.

 

Should of let me know you were coming to Vegas we could of arranged a IP trade.

 

Sweet!!! You on business or visiting friends/relatives? Either way, I love Vegas!!! (hence, my dog's name) That place is the coolest place to fly into at night. Try not to come back with a tattoo on your face

 

I might pay to see that!

 

Hint #2: 1977

 

I was born in 77, but doubt you're Shipping to me again...