Malt equivalent to a Hop Head?

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  1. MakeMineADoubleJack

    MakeMineADoubleJack Initiate (0) Apr 17, 2014 North Carolina

    What label do we give those beer drinkers who prefer a malt-forward brew?

    Two suggestions:

    1.) Malt Ball
    2.) Maltine Cracker (which can also be used as a slur from a Hop Head to a caucasian Malt Ball...as in, "C'mon, Tom, quit being such a Maltine Cracker and order an IPA for once!")


    Further suggestions???
     
    #1 MakeMineADoubleJack, May 20, 2015
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  2. Fox82791

    Fox82791 Initiate (0) Jun 20, 2014 New York

    Really interesting thread, never really thought of this. As a malt lover, I'm interested to see what people come up with
     
    #2 Fox82791, May 20, 2015
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  3. TongoRad

    TongoRad Grand Pooh-Bah (3,884) Jun 3, 2004 New Jersey
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards!
     
    #3 TongoRad, May 20, 2015
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  4. hopsputin

    hopsputin Grand Pooh-Bah (4,403) Apr 1, 2012 New Jersey
    Pooh-Bah

    I'm going to go the other end of the body and say Malt Butt
     
    #4 hopsputin, May 20, 2015
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  5. Keene

    Keene Initiate (0) Sep 11, 2009 Washington

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  6. UrbanCaveman

    UrbanCaveman Pooh-Bah (1,866) Sep 30, 2014 Ohio
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    I've always just stuck with the "-head" label, maybe "-fiend". I call myself a maltheaded esterfiend.
     
    #6 UrbanCaveman, May 20, 2015
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  7. rozzom

    rozzom Pooh-Bah (2,620) Jan 22, 2011 New York
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Malt Mouth
     
    #7 rozzom, May 20, 2015
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  8. gopens44

    gopens44 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,560) Aug 9, 2010 Virginia
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Malt-minded
     
    #8 gopens44, May 20, 2015
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  9. Crusader

    Crusader Pooh-Bah (1,725) Feb 4, 2011 Sweden
    Pooh-Bah

    Maltster perhaps?
     
    #9 Crusader, May 20, 2015
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  10. geocool

    geocool Savant (1,233) Jun 21, 2006 Massachusetts

    It would be a shame if there were a group of people that we couldn't label.
     
    #10 geocool, May 20, 2015
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  11. drtth

    drtth Initiate (0) Nov 25, 2007 Pennsylvania
    In Memoriam

    Fear not. Never happen. Humans can always label/call names. :slight_smile:
     
    #11 drtth, May 20, 2015
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  12. Greywulfken

    Greywulfken Grand Pooh-Bah (5,815) Aug 25, 2010 New York
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    "Malt head" :rolling_eyes:
     
    #12 Greywulfken, May 20, 2015
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  13. boogerisu

    boogerisu Savant (1,160) Aug 19, 2014 Iowa
    Trader

    Maltly Crue
     
    #13 boogerisu, May 20, 2015
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  14. Jirin

    Jirin Initiate (0) Apr 28, 2013 Massachusetts

    You mean those damn Uniquees?

    Maltster, Stoutster, I like those.
     
    #14 Jirin, May 20, 2015
  15. Hrodebert

    Hrodebert Savant (1,024) Sep 2, 2013 Michigan
    Trader

    If I must be labeled, I guess this will do.
     
    #15 Hrodebert, May 20, 2015
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  16. Jacobier10

    Jacobier10 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,102) Feb 23, 2004 New Jersey
    Pooh-Bah

    Grain Drainers
     
    #16 Jacobier10, May 20, 2015
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  17. bluehende

    bluehende Initiate (0) Dec 10, 2010 Delaware

    Malt fiend
     
    #17 bluehende, May 20, 2015
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  18. jmdrpi

    jmdrpi Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,989) Dec 11, 2008 Pennsylvania
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah

    I like this one
     
    #18 jmdrpi, May 20, 2015
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  19. turbotype

    turbotype Savant (1,035) Nov 5, 2013 California

    +1 for malt-minded.
     
    #19 turbotype, May 20, 2015
  20. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland

    Malt-Urbater
     
    #20 Shroud0fdoom, May 20, 2015
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