CEO for the Day

I would make the Bruery brew an IPA.

 

Sixpoint, Brew 3 Bean, Barrel age some 3 bean, and start to distribute to Souther California.

 

Russian River.

Expand.

 

During my one-day reign of terror at Pretty Things, I'd diversify their current bomber-only bottling format to include 12 oz bottles and/or pounder cans. Pretty Things probably can't afford such a transition, which helps explain why my reign of terror would only last a single day.

 

So you would happily put 150,000+ people out of work? I'm sure the world would be ever so grateful.

 

I would not want to be ceo, but just hang out with Greg Koch take a tour and have a beer and talk about cool stuff

 

Well since there's no repercussions and you would cause tens of thousands of people to lose their job, whether they work directly for Budweiser or not; I'm assuming you're going to sell off all the business assets (buildings, equipment, intellectual property) and split those billions of dollars equally among all the people you forced out of a job while taking none for yourself.

 

Cool story bro. I love how you put the ball on the tee all by yourself.

 

I would choose to be the CEO of the company that makes 22oz bottles, and I would announce that we were no longer making them. Then I would have the 22oz bottle-making equipment destroyed, so that never more would they plague our fair planet.

 

If I could run Bell's for a day I'd pull the plug on Midwestern pale ale and lager of the lakes, I would make Hopslam a year round offering and would bring back Mars as a seasonal 12 pack. Two hearted would be available in gallon glass jugs with a double and triple version sold at sporadic times throughout the year. I would also start an appreciation program where customers collect credits for every Bell's beer they buy and redeem them for limited brews like black note and batch 9000.

 

I would choose Shorts, and then make it company policy to make no more than 1/3 of all beers hoppy.
Gee, I hope I don't put too many people in the hop industry out of work with my selfish internet fantasy.

 

I will bite. I'd run ABinbev and acquire Russian River, Hills Farmstead, Lawsons, Alchemist, Fiddlehead, NEBCO and all the other ultra rare hard to get beer and immediately start mass distribution and production. Until it drowns the stupid fucks who want these beers to be more readily available so everyone can THEN complain they are common place and average.

 

Cantillon. I'd raid the cellar as hard as possible all day long.

 

I could affect change in a 24 hour period... you bet...

I'd walk in and say...

wow... this is really awful... you're all fired....

 

Tree house and ship truckloads of green to my city in California. Then spend the rest of the day picking the brewers brains on their recipes and process.

 

Millennial

 

Sixpoint