The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Morning locals... And our new friends.

Just wanted to stop in and mention a couple things, one, I'm in FL for the week. If anyone is craving a pickitup from cycle, CCB, Green Bench, etc, let me know.

Second, another Casey release today at which I have 2 mules. I'll be going to next month's anniversary party with my wife, kid, mom, and dad. This is good news for both my AA target (whom has sent to me before) and my 12-days target (who recently changed his avatar).

The wife and I get to sneak away from family and spend 2 nights at a nice little resort on St Pete Beach starting today, and I hear uber has good access to breweries from there. So... You might say... We get to...






















Drink WTF We Want?








Cheers all!

 

Time for some pr0n!

Seems that you SWTFYWers have a really good guy in your ranks in @jdhowe , and I've been fortunate to know him for many years. We've been stocking up on beer for each other and hit each other last night in person.



I've heard there was some other pr0n that is apparently "expected"? But I have no clue what that is referencing.

 

I talked to him, he has someone watching the house who will take care of it.

 

Why does everyone keep asking for pron?

 

Many thanks Aaron!

 

That's a big pile of good times right there. Totally agree about @jdhowe.

 

Damn! My cover is blown!

Seriously though I hope you enjoy those, they are all super fresh. Except those Unicorn Tears, they have been aging gracefully for years.

 

You know why!

 

That @Mipper and @Dave_Treat tape is floating around out there, everyone wants to see it I guess they are big fans of senior citizen ****.

 

ya'll looking for some pointers? Old and slow is the way to go...not rushed and awkward like you youngsters to day.

 

Both threads love to beat on Kevin, but the gay **** thing might be unique to The Locals. I have no objection to it, just noticing the subtle differences.

 

It is a new development. And one of yours co-created it.

Blame falls squarely on @blue-dream & @whyteboy003.

 

I thought beer would bring us together. Turns out it's something slightly different. Who knew?

 

VBS from last night at Arizona Wilderness Brewing's new tasting room: BA Granola Stout(Four Roses Barrel), BA New Brood Braggot(red wine Barrel), BA Barley Wine, American Presidential Stout and a glass of their new Petting Feral Cats Saison(collab w/ SunKing)

 

Ok so two old guys are sitting on the front porch of the old folks home where they live. Let's call them Ed and Earl. They sit and rock on the rocking chairs all.....day...long..... Every day, rock, rock, rock not saying a thing to anyone.
One day two older ladies, Betty and LuLu, who are sweet on Ed and Earl and have tried to get their attention for years, decide its time to do something about it. Betty looks at LuLu and says "we have been trying to get their attention for years and nothing has worked. Nothing has worked and i've had it! We need to do something drastic. Let's take off all out clothes and streak in front of them! That will surely get their attention" Lulu agrees and they get ready. 5 minutes later they come around the corner of the home, shuffling along as fast as they can, giggling like schoolgirls and are naked as the day they were born!

Ed and Earl keep rocking through the whole spectacle. Ed looks over at Earl (still rocking on the chair)...........says "Earl, did you see that?" "Yep I think so "says Earl. Ed says "did you see what they was wearing?" Earl looks over at Ed and says "well my eyes ain't what they used to be, but i did see that what they was wearing certainly needed some Ironing"

Badda bing!

 

VBS #2 from last night: High Westified from Lagunitas: Best beer you can get at this pricepoint($9 I believe I paid for mine), so much bourbon barrel character, absolutely fantastic beer.

 

Some delayed ****!

I know you SWIFTIES love you some ****.























Someone clearly knew I hadn't tried enough Short's, and went out of their way to fix it!



And on top of it must have known my lovely wife's and my love of stouts and whiskey!

A bunch of wants, permawants, should be wants, and never-hads. As expected, @JasonR1975 brings it. Every time I trade with you, I feel like you put my boxes to shame...

Thanks, bud. Another home run!

 

Was that not the **** you expected?















Then, how about this!

















#demtitties

 

Jesse don't tease me w that bruery hoarders society. Seriously jelly.

 

I'm no Hoarder. Just reserve. If there's one you really want I'm sure we can make arrangements to get it to you.

I'm pretty sure I'm not filling my Melange 12 allotment this month...