What would you name your brewery?

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  1. Bearded_beer_guy_

    Bearded_beer_guy_ Initiate (0) May 16, 2015 Australia

    I know we all fantasize about it.
    Owning your own brewery. Laying under all the barrel taps with your mouth wide open like Barney Gumble from the Simpsons getting lost in flavor country and inebriated beyond all known boundaries of inebriation.

    That said, what would you call your brewery?
    What would your house beer be called and why?

    Mine would be "plenty river brewing" As I live a stones throw from the river itself and the house ale would be "Yarrambat IPA" which is a leafy little suburb just another stones throw from where i sit.
     
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  2. Beerds

    Beerds Initiate (0) May 13, 2015 Alabama

    Hmmmm....never thought about it honestly so ill shoot from the hip: Azalea City Brewing
     
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  3. muddyh2oblues

    muddyh2oblues Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2010 Illinois

    Since it's out of business now, I would go with my avatar, Goebel Brewing Co. and since I'd be resurrecting the name, the house beer would be Resurrection Ale.
     
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  4. DaverCS

    DaverCS Savant (1,212) Dec 9, 2014 Arizona

    DaverCS's Brewery :wink:
     
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  5. mangoman39

    mangoman39 Initiate (0) Mar 20, 2015 South Carolina

    I don't know what I would call my brewery, but living in St Petersburg FL, which for a long time was nicknamed "God's waiting room," I would definitely call the tasting room God's Tasting Room
     
    #5 mangoman39, Jun 8, 2015
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  6. Absolut

    Absolut Maven (1,353) Sep 19, 2011 California

    Drink This Brewing
     
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  7. Bearded_beer_guy_

    Bearded_beer_guy_ Initiate (0) May 16, 2015 Australia

    HA! I like that one.
     
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  8. CheapHysterics

    CheapHysterics Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2009 Pennsylvania

    With so many brewers suing over similar names and whatnot, I'd want to go for something meaningless that wouldn't get lawyers sending me letters, so maybe something nonsensical like Cubed Skier Wuss Brewing or Scour Socks Brewing.
     
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  9. Monkeyknife

    Monkeyknife Grand Pooh-Bah (5,873) Jan 8, 2007 Missouri
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    I don't know for sure. But probably something silly like Flying Emu.
     
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  10. Bearded_beer_guy_

    Bearded_beer_guy_ Initiate (0) May 16, 2015 Australia

    How about "Stagnant water brewery"
     
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  11. JMS1512

    JMS1512 Initiate (0) Feb 18, 2013 New Jersey

    Cobbler's Hammer Brewing Co. Yes... my last name is Shoemaker.
     
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  12. JMS1512

    JMS1512 Initiate (0) Feb 18, 2013 New Jersey

    Equally silly- Prancing Hippo? We could do a collaboration called Game Preserve, featuring powered rhino horn and emu toes.
     
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  13. JMS1512

    JMS1512 Initiate (0) Feb 18, 2013 New Jersey

    Btw- great and imaginative thread.
     
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  14. momc

    momc Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2015 Texas

    wet dog brewery
     
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  15. thgreatrandini

    thgreatrandini Initiate (0) Jun 26, 2014 Pennsylvania

    Pfffft...you think I'm just gonna give out my (fantasy) intellectual property for fun?!
    Srsly tho, I have one and several beer names all lined
    up. Some day....
     
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  16. Scott17Taylor

    Scott17Taylor Initiate (0) Oct 28, 2013 Iowa
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    I love geographic brewery names. I would probably name it after the city I was in or something that is significant to the area I decided to open the brewery.
     
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  17. cyrushire

    cyrushire Initiate (0) May 25, 2012 Florida

    BBC. Big Bold & Chocolaty. We'd only maked salted chocolate imperial stouts served up in 9 liter magnums.
     
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  18. rather

    rather Initiate (0) May 31, 2013 California

    Rather a Beer Brewing Co.
     
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  19. MakeMineADoubleJack

    MakeMineADoubleJack Initiate (0) Apr 17, 2014 North Carolina

    Boomyan Brewing Company...because it has a good, crisp sound to it; and "John Boomyan" was an alias I once created while drunk. Why not honor a man who doesn't exist?
     
    #19 MakeMineADoubleJack, Jun 8, 2015
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  20. DannyS

    DannyS Initiate (0) Sep 20, 2007 New York

    I've had this idea for quite some time.

    M.A.D. Brewing, short for Mutually Assured Drinking, with names reflective of the cold war and its weaponry, like Titan II DIPA, RDS-1 Imperial stout, SCUD unfiltered ale, etc. All the tap handles would look like missles.

    Feel free to take this idea and run with it.
     
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