The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Yup.... it's Greg.

 

Wouldn't you like to know??? Actually 9 of them are for @LehighAce06. I, like you, tend to buy mine in much smaller groups as needed.

 

Thanks @TastyDelicousness for this bottle of tasty delicousness!

 

Gotta make it count when I have someone so generously offering to #pickitupforme! Between my wife and my BIF targets, I'll only end up drinking one of them myself.

 

VCS: Anderson Valley Blood Orange Gose, I bought way too much of this, anyone wants some I'll send it haha. Sour, salty and delicious

 

AA Hint #1: My target's username and my username share at least 1 (unique) character.
AA Hint #2: My target and I do NOT share a first name
AA sort of Hint #3: My target has a lot of wants, very few of which are local to me -- but many of which I can obtain. So he will probably get a mix of wants and Locals.
AA Hint #4: My target is the only member of the Locals from his state

 

If I had that suit hell yeah!
Technically I'm mixed so some would argue I've been confused my whole life

Some #VMBS (virtual morning bottle share)
I broke my virginity last night

 

AA Hint: There are multiple Locals from your state.

 

How did it feel?

 

Man, I was nervous! My palms were sweaty, knees weak. Held it like it was the nicest cup I've had. Was a little cold at first but once she warmed up, we had so much fun!! A great Experience, one I'll never forget!

Edit: Earmuffs Eri(c)ka. She tasted like the best bourbon toostie roll I've ever had

 

Hmm... I wonder if I've ever said what my actual first name is... I know it shows up on my FedEx shipments and you're the kind of guy that would be tricky enough to note that

I can't remember the rule. I know you've been my target in a prior round, does that prevent me from being your target? It doesn't, correct?

 

9 crowlers! That's like 142 checkins!!!


LYMI

 

Your first name is probably on the spreadsheet also

 

I verify the math on this!

You have to double check this guys math......................we are talking Bart Simpson level skills here.

 

Why did the accountant cross the road?
To bore the people on the other side.

or

A lady goes to see her doctor with some very worrisome symptoms. After examining her, he says, "I'm terribly sorry to tell you this, but you only havesix months to live." The lady is very distraught, "Oh doctor, what should I do", she asks. The doctor says, "I advise you to marry a CPA.""Will that make me live longer?", she asks, hopefully. "No, " says the doctor. "But it will seem longer."

or

An accountant dies and goes to heaven (no, that's not the joke). St. Peter, of course, is there, looking through the files and asking a few quick questions. "What sort of accountant were you?" "Oh, I was a CPA", was the reply. "Name?" asks St. Pete. The accountant gives his name and St. Peter finds his file. "Oh yes, we've been expecting you. You've reached your allotted time span." The accountant says, "I don't get it. How can that be? I'm only 48 years old." Pete looks again at the file and says, "Well, that's impossible." "Why do you say that?" asks the accountant. "Well," says St. Peter, "we've been looking over your time sheets and the hours you've charged your clients. By our reckoning, you must be at least 93 years old!"

 

Just got a degree in accounting. This cuts deep.

 

That's why I said my 'actual first name' I go by my middle name, but for things that are a bit more 'legalish' I use my first name. No idea why I thought the name on my FedEx account was 'legalish' but evidently when I set it up I did...

 

as a freshly minted CPA I say... good jokes!

 

Come on.........you know you had your Admin or Clerk calculate that for you.......

 

The rules does not prevent you from being my target, but in fairness, since everyone has a copy of a roster that lists your name as Mike, that's what I consider you.

I DO recall that I received something from you and was confused by the first name, but forget what the reason was? edit -- but I see you explained it