What would you name your brewery?

40 Acre Ales

House beer would be a Saison: Pride and Joy
IPA: Pancho
DIPA: Lefty
Stout: Black Jesus
Barleywine: Bat City Barleywine
Imperial Red: How Are You? Imperial Red
Hefeweizen: DeadOak Hefe

 

Good Libations Brewing, and my house beer would be a sour called Marky Mark and the Funky Drunks

 

"Tool Brewing" featuring "Prying Open My Third Eye-PA" as my flagship. What, Maynard owns a WINERY, he may give a crap less if I totally jack his creative material......

 

Cold and Ugly Amber, Crawl Away Barlywine, Disposition Porter, Right in Two Imperial Stout

 

As a big fan of Vonnegut, maybe Blue Monday Brewing.

 

Prime Fermenting

or

Cavern Tavern Aritsan Brewers

 

hmmm, so is this like pulling out of the harbor? or what drunken sailors forget to do while on port?

 

Breakfast of Champions Brewing has a nice ring to it.

Slaughterhouse-Five Brewing sounds pretty cool too haha

 

That's the genius behind any good marketing campaign...dual meaning

 

Since I know nothing about brewing, this would be the dream.

Step 1: Beg Cory King for a job as a personal assistant.
Step 2: Learn everything I can(this step will take years no doubt).
Step 3: While still in his employ and with his blessing, create my own brews.
Step 4: Label the brews Side Side Project.

 

La Brasseire D'Avril, but only in fantasy brewery games

 

The Office---- We like lagers-- you want ales- Let's enjoy them all .

"Where are you going to be?" --"At the Office."

 

SCBC

Swill Can Brewing Co.

First offering... Whole Cone IPA called..... Fire in the Whole.

 

THIS IS SO HARD! First thing that popped into my head were what my friends have suggested for years: Fister Ales or Big Red Brewing. In two seconds I'll have better ones.

 

Carton

 

Not Gonna Get Sued Brewery.

That's original enough that I should avoid any kind of trademark infringement or confusion in the marketplace, right?

 

Hipster Brewing Company - HBC

We will focus on Sours

HBC - Apricot Stone Envy
HBC - Peach Fuzz Madness
HBC - Blueberry Blue Brew - BBB
HBC - Triple Berry Tang - TBT
HBC - Mango Monster Punch
HBC - Raspberry Red Rendition - RRR
HBC - Peach Apricot Mixer
HBC - Pinapple Orange Whirlwind aka the POW

 

Be careful not to get sued!

http://firstwefeast.com/drink/pinups-and-pints-americas-first-strip-club-brewpub/

 

Six Points Brewing Company. Kinda like the Five Points, but we would one-up them with an extra point.

That, or Cease and Desist Brewing Company. Our lineup would include:

Buddwizer - American Lager (see any conflict?)
Flat Tire - American Amber Ale (often served on cask)
Bourbon Bounty Stout - "the beer that made us a target"
#9.1 - apricot berliner weisse

 

as well as Pliny the middle child, and the Russian imperial stout-Asymptote