The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

#CL2105

 

#CL2015

 

you clearly dont know me very well.

 

Oyez...Oyez...Oyez

My fellow Locals. It is with a very heavy heart that I bring you some disheartening news. We have evidence of a series of crimes that strikes the very heart of what we Locals represent, and what we Locals strive to be.

The crimes are as follows:

1. Treason. We have a violation of allegiance to our sovereign thread. We have had a member of our group participate and act on a fellow Local thread member. He weeps today because of it.

2. Conspiracy to commit treason. We have evidence from one of our most trusted spies that comments were made, plans were thought out and partnerships were wrought in a private BM against our hallowed grounds.

3. Destruction of Property. One of our own has had his porch destroyed. He can only look upon his front door sadly, a crater where once lie a majestic porch.

The person to whom which forthwith I speak was an original member of the Locals, a true pillar of this community, a man's man, in fact our gatekeeper. Others may have strayed, but truly our Gatekeeper is held to the utmost and highest of standards I ask him now to come forth to speak to absolve himself of these terrible deeds.

@LehighAce06 what say you of these dastardly deeds?

Locals I ask of you to be the jury of juries, justice must be served, we must stand together and decide our brother's fate.

I ask all of you tonight, my brothers (and sisters) to decide a most important decision, one not to be taken likely for a man's fate lies in your hands. Once you have spoken (well typed really) either an apology or a sentence will be brought forward.

Vote like you have never voted before! #VBS (votebottleshare).

Cast your vote to #AcquitLehigh (AL2015) or #ConvictLehigh (CL2015)

 

Do we have a bailiff? @Mikexw, I presume.

 

What does the accused have to say?!

 

The jury calls @LehighAce06 to the stand!

 

How long does he have to appear before he is held in contempt of the court?

 

#CL2015

 

Are we running this like a 20th century American court or more like a 16th century torches-and-pitchforks mob?

 

Somewhere in the middle?

 

I'm pretty sure @LehighAce06 does NOT weigh the same as a duck!

 

Holy shit! I just imagined that duck... Confit for weeks.

 

I think that would depend on the duck no?

 

What say thee @LehighAce06 ?

 

#VBS from last night with @Doogflaggat (Andy that I brought to the Locals Bottle Share), he should be joining the fray here shortly with a LIF to introduce himself to you filthy animals.



Special thanks to @Mipper for the King Sue and @Kramerbarthomer for the Brazzle!

 

As of 2 minutes ago @LehighAce06 was seen viewing this thread. Silence does not denote innocence... #CL2015

 

I plead GUILTY you sons of bitches, and I would do it again! FUCK ALL YOUR PORCHES!!!!!!