What beer are you and why?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by EggsBenny, Jun 15, 2015.

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  1. cherche

    cherche Pooh-Bah (2,476) Mar 27, 2013 Washington
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    sculpin because i am impatient so if i have to wait for you to drink me i am going to make you pay for it.
     
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  2. offthelevel_bytheplumb

    offthelevel_bytheplumb Maven (1,277) Aug 19, 2013 Illinois

  3. hopnado

    hopnado Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2014 Michigan

    this is beer advocate not 8 mile :rolling_eyes:
     
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  4. TonyLema1

    TonyLema1 Pooh-Bah (2,890) Nov 19, 2008 South Carolina
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    I've said it before and I'll say it again...Local Option - Mourning Wood
     
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  5. thedumbphase

    thedumbphase Initiate (0) Mar 4, 2015 New Jersey

    I'm Carton 077XX. Literally. I drink so much of it that like 30lbs of my body weight are fat cells composed of Carton goodness.
     
  6. SanFranJake

    SanFranJake Initiate (0) Nov 2, 2012 California

    My cycling jersey is Arrogant Bastard.
    @CommanderAwesome can attest...if the shoe fits...
    I'm not overly cocky, but when I blow by guys on bikes that cost 5-10x the price of mine, fuck yeah I'm arrogant.
     
  7. Geuzedad

    Geuzedad Initiate (0) Nov 14, 2010 Arizona

    My wife would say Backwoods Bastard because I am originally from WV and, well, she is my wife...But I say Oude Tart, because I may be old but I can still pucker you up!
     
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  8. Orca

    Orca Grand Pooh-Bah (4,710) Sep 18, 2010 Washington
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    Orval. I don't follow trends or fads, I just believe in quality plain and simple. I honor tradition. I'm not showy or pretentious. I'm seriously old-school and I change for no one. And I'm just a little bit funky.
     
  9. Hrodebert

    Hrodebert Savant (1,024) Sep 2, 2013 Michigan
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    I'd be a cross between Curmudgeon and Dirty Bastard.
     
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  10. deford

    deford Pooh-Bah (1,559) Nov 11, 2013 California
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    Holy shit brother!!! You put a lot of thought into that...awesome!!!!
     
  11. deford

    deford Pooh-Bah (1,559) Nov 11, 2013 California
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    Prolly Double Bastard....I'll give you what you want...weather you want it or not...:sunglasses:
     
  12. analcest

    analcest Initiate (0) Jan 6, 2015 Texas

    Big Bad (former) Baptist
     
  13. Himself

    Himself Initiate (0) May 20, 2014 Massachusetts

    Skullsplitter
     
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  14. Greywulfken

    Greywulfken Grand Pooh-Bah (5,815) Aug 25, 2010 New York
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    DirtWolf... because "wolf"
     
  15. HammsMeASAP

    HammsMeASAP Pundit (931) Jun 14, 2012 Minnesota

    I like him too
     
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  16. Jsteez

    Jsteez Savant (1,233) Apr 28, 2012 Utah

    Abstract is good.

    I'm a cynical optimist, so I'd say I am an ESB (Extra Special Bitter). Abstract enough, for ya'? :wink:
     
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  17. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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    I'm like keg beer to a cask beer drinker - distastefully cold and gassy.
     
  18. Phigg1102

    Phigg1102 Initiate (0) Sep 29, 2013 New York

    Dinner, because thats what I make for scores of people almost every night.
     
  19. nicholas2121

    nicholas2121 Grand Pooh-Bah (4,199) Sep 29, 2008 Ohio
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    Natural Light
    AKA NATTY
    Natural And True To Yourself
    This is me to a T
     
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  20. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
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    I'm Flower Power cause it fits.
     
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