IPAs Are Giving You Man Boobs

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  1. 2beerdogs

    2beerdogs Grand Pooh-Bah (5,682) Jan 31, 2005 California
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    So man boobs it is.
     
    #21 2beerdogs, Jun 18, 2015
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  2. 2beerdogs

    2beerdogs Grand Pooh-Bah (5,682) Jan 31, 2005 California
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    But seriously, as @drtth said, there is no where near enough time for me (sadly) to consume enough hoppy beers to acquire said effect.
     
    #22 2beerdogs, Jun 18, 2015
  3. BeerBob

    BeerBob Initiate (0) May 30, 2002 Nebraska

    Yep, and I think that Victoria's Secret was in on it too...
     
    #23 BeerBob, Jun 18, 2015
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  4. drtth

    drtth Initiate (0) Nov 25, 2007 Pennsylvania
    In Memoriam

    #24 drtth, Jun 18, 2015
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  5. socon67

    socon67 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,895) Jun 18, 2010 New York
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    Well at least now I have a medical excuse
     
    #25 socon67, Jun 18, 2015
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  6. Srkolodn

    Srkolodn Savant (1,050) Dec 26, 2013 New York
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    I say F off to this article.. honestly
     
    #26 Srkolodn, Jun 18, 2015
  7. TurkeyFeathers

    TurkeyFeathers Initiate (0) Jun 22, 2014 New York

    Stouts gave me a dickie do. It's when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie do.
     
    #27 TurkeyFeathers, Jun 18, 2015
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  8. BeerBob

    BeerBob Initiate (0) May 30, 2002 Nebraska

    #28 BeerBob, Jun 18, 2015
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  9. bigda83

    bigda83 Crusader (453) Feb 13, 2014 New York
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    I've had man boobs far longer than I've been drinking beer as it is. I guess this just means everyone else will be catching up to me now.
     
    #29 bigda83, Jun 18, 2015
  10. hoppymcgee

    hoppymcgee Initiate (0) Oct 18, 2008 Maine

    #30 hoppymcgee, Jun 18, 2015
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  11. breadwinner

    breadwinner Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2014 California

    For some reason, Spinal Tap's Sex Farm Woman popped into my head when I read this:slight_smile:
     
    #31 breadwinner, Jun 18, 2015
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  12. SerialTicker

    SerialTicker Pooh-Bah (2,851) Jun 18, 2012 Missouri
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    Woo-hoo! So my boobs are just due to being out of shape and lazy. Yessssss...
     
    #32 SerialTicker, Jun 18, 2015
  13. JaefromLA

    JaefromLA Initiate (0) May 19, 2015 California

    I already knew this and have been parading them around proudly. Got em pierced with some hop cone jewelry dangling for the brew fest this weekend. It's a street cred thing. Been fun growing em out so far.
     
    #33 JaefromLA, Jun 18, 2015
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  14. Nmelione

    Nmelione Initiate (0) Dec 28, 2014 New Jersey

    well, that explains it...
     
    #34 Nmelione, Jun 18, 2015
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  15. Yellolab2010

    Yellolab2010 Initiate (0) Jan 25, 2014 Pennsylvania

    Come on?
    I'd have some D cups by now with all the ipas I crush!
     
    #35 Yellolab2010, Jun 18, 2015
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  16. BeerBob

    BeerBob Initiate (0) May 30, 2002 Nebraska

    Pictures?
     
    #36 BeerBob, Jun 18, 2015
  17. costanzo_mike

    costanzo_mike Pooh-Bah (2,848) Jul 17, 2014 Massachusetts
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    Embrace the dad bod lifestyle :sunglasses:
     
    #37 costanzo_mike, Jun 18, 2015
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  18. Crim122

    Crim122 Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2014 North Carolina

    I hate to say that I intermittent fast and lift weights so that my caloric intake can be filled with good beer and good food.
     
    #38 Crim122, Jun 18, 2015
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  19. DarthVorador

    DarthVorador Initiate (0) Dec 7, 2014 Pennsylvania

    Well that would explain it then! Just another attempt from them sly BMC Bastards trying to stop the Craft Revolution!
     
    #39 DarthVorador, Jun 18, 2015
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  20. charlzm

    charlzm Initiate (0) Sep 3, 2007 California

    #40 charlzm, Jun 18, 2015
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