NBO - 12 Days of Summer BIF

Would also like to add that I created a bunch of labels today to throw my target off if they get alerts. So don't get too excited when you see I've created a shipment to you, for there shall only be one recipient.

And BTW, I was able to complete your "wishlist" 100%

 

Thanks again @NJB145 I'm really enjoying this one.

 

Finally ready to ship!!!

 

Fingers crossed that I wake up in the morning to "on truck for delivery" status update for my boxes to @vitaminvert tomorrow

 

#VFCS (virtual finger crossing share)

 

#VBS... Sunday Funday

 

Alright, after having house guests for the weekend, preparing for some upcoming trips, and a recent recurrence of an injury (nothing too serious) I have the house caught up but unfortunately I can't have a beer due to meds I'm on . So I will take this rare, sober, late night rambling opportunity to try to explain the mind-F that the "Master of Lies" @bevoduz layed on me over the last couple weeks.

In the early stages of this thread I had several targets remaining and @bevoduz layed a LIF on the group where if you volunteered to send a secret ninja to his target he would send you some Uber-Whalz Lil' Beaver brews. I volunteered innocently and was picked. I sent what I thought was a decent Ninja to @Clarkson the supposed 'target' of the @bevoduz.

In the meantime I was Ninja'ed by @NJB145 which I assumed was me 'extras' box from my sender.

This week I came home to several large boxes that I assumed to be from @NJB145 until I received a mysterious BM from @bevoduz asking "So did you get your boxes today?"

...Mind Blown... Looking back I am piecing together that I am @bevoduz's target, @NJB145 was actually the winner of his LIF and @Clarkson was a poor innocent bystander whose porch was violated simply for being an acquaintance of "The Master of Lies" himself...

Well done, well done. Cheers!

 

Keiser Soze

 

#7739 3372 1112 (FedEx)

#WBD2015

 

Boxed up and ready to ship out tomorrow... dearest target, I'm sorry but unfortunately I wasn't able to hit as many wants as I wanted to. Both trades for your bottles fell through and it got to late for me to seek em out again... anyways, I was able to fill out the box with lots of (IMO) local gems. Two don't have enough ratings, but the avg rating for the other ten is 96.4... this isn't a big abv box (only 2 are 10% or >. Sorry if that's what you wanted) oh and 10 outta 12 days are sours, so I hope you like sours.

Ps. Box o' swag and extras is going out in about a week

Pps. Last hint- shipping to Kentucky

 

Badass move, Chad. Way to inception your way into an extra box getting sent in this thing!

 

Hint. My target likes Jester King. There is probably some in your box...

 

DDDUUUUNNNNN DDUUDDDUUUNNNN DUN DDDDDUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

Yo. And not even that close, 8 options!

 

OK, got off my ass and started searching specifically or content by my last few possibilities, and whittled it down even further.

Pretty sure I cannot eliminate @edhizdeid , who hasn't posted at all. I suspect @jawas, and basedon his hints I'll know today. Not too many of us NC folk in this one, after all. @Clarkson is playing it close to the vest, and still a possibility.

And it's always possible that I just botched the whole thing and eliminated the wrong guy!

 

@edhizdeid has been over in Europe for the last few weeks so I am sure that's why his posts have been infrequent. I'm picking him up at the airport tomorrow; do you want me to interrogate him?

 

No, just let him know he is officially FUCKED! whyteboy style!

 

Noone can keep up with @whyteboy003, right??

 

Haha, can do.

 

Still don't have mine figured out.